Are You A Jerk? (1)

Are You A Jerk? (1)

Based on the video of the same name by popular YouTuber Superwoman. She's awesome and I thought that giving more people access to this awesome quiz would be great. If you don't know who Superwoman is, look up her videos, she's hilarious. Disclaimer: the questions in this quiz are not word for word and I made none of them up. It's basically a written form of the vid.

published on September 11, 2014191 responses 33 4.1★ / 5

Have you ever peed in a pool?

Yes
No

Have you ever left the toilet roll empty for the next person to take care of?

Hehe... All the time.
Occasionally when I can't be bothered doing it.
Maybe I have once or twice.
No, never.

So there's a long line for a ride at an amusement park, but instead of waiting in it, you cut it by saying, "Oh sorry, my friend/mum's up ahead. Yeah, sorry. Excuse me."

I do that whenever I'm at an amusement park.
Yeah, I might have done it a couple of times.
No, not me.

Have you ever ignored someone's text/email/call/message because you didn't want to talk to them?

Yes
No

Have you ever taken a picture of someone from across the room without their knowledge so that you and your friends can laugh at them over snapchat?

Yeah, it's really funny.
No.
No, everyone can sit with me!

Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer?

Yes
No

Have you ever burped and blown it at someone?

Yes
No

Have you ever thrown someone in a dark room, closed the door, turned off the lights and started whispering Bloody Mary through the door?

No, that's terrible!
No, but I've done something similar.
No
Yes. >:)

Have you ever stuck gum under a table?

Yes
No

If your friend left their Facebook logged on at your house, would their status mysteriously change to something like; "A poo lover, poo eater who loves to touch themselves."?

Totally
Maybe
No

Have you ever put recyclable material in the garbage bin because it was closer than the recycling bin?

No, I just dump my rubbish on the ground.
Yes but very rarely, I love trees I swear!
Yes, who can be bothered going to a recycling bin.
No, I care about the environment.

Have you ever left *this* much in the milk carton?

Yes
No

Do you purposely kill innocent people in video games? Drowning people in rollercoaster tycoon counts.

Yeah, it's fun!
Nah, I don't see a point.
No way! That's so mean.

Do you ever go into a store and see something that you kinda want to buy but you're not 100% sure how good it is, so you open the box and try it out, then deciding that you do want it you put back the open, unpackaged, unsellable one and buy a brand new one still in its box?

Yes
No

When going through a drive thru, have you ever waited until the very last second to ask for your sauces, in the hopes that they'll forget to charge you the 15cents?

No, I don't drive.
No, I don't use drive thrus
No, but great idea! I'll use it next time.
Yes, every time.
Sometimes.
No, that would be morally wrong.
No, it's just 15 cents. Come on.

Do you ever purposely make the shower water cold for the next person?

Yes, but only because that specific person deserves it. I wouldn't do it to others.
Yes.
No.

Have you ever put down the car window despite the fact that it is clearly annoying someone?

Yes
No

Have you ever done something stupid and inconsiderate and your reasoning was, 'YOLO'?

Yes
No

You know when you're at the shops and there are shop attendants who say "how are you today?" Or "welcome to David Jones" and stuff like that? Do you ever just completely ignore them?

Yeah, they really annoy me.
Yeah, I can't be bothered making conversation
No, I always acknowledge them

Have you ever completely slacked off on a group assignment and blamed it on something like 'family problems'?

Yes
No

Have you ever lost a game and claimed it was because you let the other person win?

Yes
No

Do you break people's snowmen when no one's looking?

Yes
No
I don't live where there's snow

When someone, usually your parents, asks you to do something do you reply with, "Sorry, what?" Even though you know exactly what they said, hoping that they'll just do it themself instead of asking you again?

All the time
Sometimes
No

When someone offers you candy do you take all the red ones?

Yes
No, I don't like red. But I take all of my favourite.
No, I don't like red anyway.
No, I just take one.

If someone asks you to take a picture of them do you pretend to take pictures with your phone/device but instead you just take selfies?

Yes
No

After eating at a restaurant do you then do all this deranged stuff to the table like put tomato sauce in your napkin and put pepper over the table and squeeze lemon over the menu?

Yes
No

Do you ignore people's phone calls then immediately text them 'sup', with no explanation as to why you didn't pick up?

Yes
No