What does Bill Cipher think of you?

What does Bill Cipher think of you?

This is to see what Bill Cipher would think of you. I made a deal with him and he forced me to make this... Khos ph!

published on August 01248 responses 6 4.4★ / 5

Jay: Well, hi guys. I was forced into this, and Bill wants more people to join him, so he made this.
Bill: YEAH! MAYBE SOME OF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO JOIN ME!
Jay: So, Bill, do you want to ask your first question?
Bill: WELL SURE, JAY'S FEATHER!
Jay: Just get on with it!
Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU FIND MY STATUE?

Jay: Well, hi guys. I was forced into this, and Bill wants more people to join him, so he made this. 
Bill: YEAH! MAYBE SOME OF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO JOIN ME!
Jay: So, Bill, do you want to ask your first question?
Bill: WELL SURE, JAY'S FEATHER! 
Jay: Just get on with it!
Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU FIND MY STATUE?
Well, of course I would
shake your hand!
I might leave it there.
Maybe use it later.
I would destroy it!
You're the worst thing
on the planet!

Jay: Alright, next question. Go on, Bill.
Bill: SO, WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Jay: That was a bit obvious.
Bill: SHUT UP, JAY'S FEATHER!

Jay: Alright, next question. Go on, Bill.
Bill: SO, WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Jay: That was a bit obvious.
Bill: SHUT UP, JAY'S FEATHER!
Yours, of course!
I haven't decided yet.
Good team, obviously!

Jay: You told me about doing a roleolay?
Bill: YEAH, FEATHER, GET ON WITH IT!
Jay: Okay, so you meet Bill in a dream. You-

Jay: You told me about doing a roleolay?
Bill: YEAH, FEATHER, GET ON WITH IT!
Jay: Okay, so you meet Bill in a dream. You-
A. See if he wants to
make a deal!
B. Ask him a ton of
questions, determining
if I want to make a
deal.
C. Instantly leave! He's
evil and I hate him!

Jay: Next roleplay question!
Bill: *Whispers something in her ear*
Jay: Special request by Bill, I guess... So when Bill takes over the universe, will you-

Jay: Next roleplay question!
Bill: *Whispers something in her ear*
Jay: Special request by Bill, I guess... So when Bill takes over the universe, will you-
A. Bow down to our
new nacho overlord!
B. Meh, I don't really
care.
C. Try to take him
down, duh!

Jay: Who is your favorite Gravity Falls character out of this list?

Jay: Who is your favorite Gravity Falls character out of this list?
Bill Cipher of course!
Probably Gideon...
Dipper, or Ford!

Jay: Final question.
Bill: OKAY, I'M READY!
Jay: They're going to kill you for this.
Bill: SHUT UP!
Jay: Fine, go ahead.
Bill: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Jay: Final question.
Bill: OKAY, I'M READY!
Jay: They're going to kill you for this.
Bill: SHUT UP!
Jay: Fine, go ahead.
Bill: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
Yellow! Like you!
Black!
Any color that isn't on
you!

Jay: Well, farewell then.
Bill: Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYYYEEE!

Jay: Well, farewell then.
Bill: Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYYYEEE!
Bye Bill!
Bye, I guess.
Die in a hole, Bill!