What does Bill Cipher think of you? This is to see what Bill Cipher would think of you. I made a deal with him and he forced me to make this... Khos ph! Lapis_Lazuli published on August 01196 responses 6 4.4★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Jay: Well, hi guys. I was forced into this, and Bill wants more people to join him, so he made this. Bill: YEAH! MAYBE SOME OF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO JOIN ME!Jay: So, Bill, do you want to ask your first question?Bill: WELL SURE, JAY'S FEATHER! Jay: Just get on with it!Bill: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU FIND MY STATUE? Well, of course I would shake your hand! I might leave it there. Maybe use it later. I would destroy it! You're the worst thing on the planet! Jay: Alright, next question. Go on, Bill.Bill: SO, WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?Jay: That was a bit obvious.Bill: SHUT UP, JAY'S FEATHER! Yours, of course! I haven't decided yet. Good team, obviously! Jay: You told me about doing a roleolay?Bill: YEAH, FEATHER, GET ON WITH IT!Jay: Okay, so you meet Bill in a dream. You- A. See if he wants to make a deal! B. Ask him a ton of questions, determining if I want to make a deal. C. Instantly leave! He's evil and I hate him! Jay: Next roleplay question!Bill: *Whispers something in her ear*Jay: Special request by Bill, I guess... So when Bill takes over the universe, will you- A. Bow down to our new nacho overlord! B. Meh, I don't really care. C. Try to take him down, duh! Jay: Who is your favorite Gravity Falls character out of this list? Bill Cipher of course! Probably Gideon... Dipper, or Ford! Jay: Final question.Bill: OKAY, I'M READY!Jay: They're going to kill you for this.Bill: SHUT UP!Jay: Fine, go ahead.Bill: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Yellow! Like you! Black! Any color that isn't on you! Jay: Well, farewell then.Bill: Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYYYEEE! Bye Bill! Bye, I guess. Die in a hole, Bill!