What right wing party are you?

What right wing party are you?

Take a test to settle the confusion over which party you should sport.

published on May 20, 201416 responses 0

Should we sport our troops?

Should we sport our troops?
Dunno. But we'll get the barstards that killed Lee Rigby!
Yes. Sport them AND bring back our boys. Also give them footballers' wages.
Yes, we should double the amount spent on the military to stop the Iranis building that nuclear raygun.

What do you think of Polish and Sikh people?

What do you think of Polish and Sikh people?
They should f*ck off to their own country. Britain for the Brittish
Well you wouldn't want a Pole living next door to you, would you? Sikhs are ok as long as they speak English on public
transport.
They are both our brothers in arms against the Muslams.

What would your ideal leader look like.

What would your ideal leader look like.
A man of the people. Someone who would drink a pint and smoke a fag in a good old British pub.
Some who models himself off our glorious leader, Adolf Hitler.
Someone who could star in a Danny Dyer film and looks like he'd knock on your door to "have a word".

What do you make of the latest Subway and Pizza Express scandals?

What do you make of the latest Subway and Pizza Express scandals?
People who won't eat pork or non halal meat should be deported.
People who won't eat pork or non halal meat should have their heads caved in.
I like the idea of a free market, so long as they don't cater to brown people.

How would you describe Nick Griffin?

How would you describe Nick Griffin?
Glorious leader.
A racist. I'm not racist, I just think Britain should be about British.
A Tractor.

How would you describe Nigel Farage?

How would you describe Nigel Farage?
A man of the people. Just check the pic ffs.
Not racist enough.
A racist. I don't discriminate against Poles or Bulgars as I hate all foreigners equally.

How would you describe Paul Golding?

How would you describe Paul Golding?
He's alright, but I've yet to see him with a pint and a fag.
A man I inspire to.
A kind hearted moron.

Which fiscal policy do you sport?

Which fiscal policy do you sport?
Scrap the NHS as they're just giving free boob jobs to single mothers. Privitise all public services. This won't cause any harm,
so long as we pull out of the EU, we will have trillions to burn.
Sport all public services as long as brown/polish people can't use them. We're only in the recession because of Johnny
Foreigner anyway.
Eh?

Which of the following gives you the biggest erection?

Which of the following gives you the biggest erection?
Lee Rigby
Winston Churchill. (Not the dog, that fellow that beat Hitler (even though Hitler was my hero))
Nigel Farage (especially with a pint and a fag).

What do you think of poofters?

What do you think of poofters?
Ok, as long as they don't marry or adopt.
Hang the bastards.
Our brothers in arms against the Muslams.

And finally, which set of words gives you the biggest erection?

And finally, which set of words gives you the biggest erection?
Indigenous, Ancestors
Establishment, Liblabcon
Crusade, Traitor