Do you want to eat me?

Do you want to eat me?

This test shall determine whether or not you wish to consume and digest my flesh. The chef and living meme Ainsley Harroitt will be ready to give you your answer once you are complete. Ps, this is purely for humor so please don't take it too seriously.

published on February 279 responses 0 3.0★ / 5

First of all, i'll start simple. Do you eat people?

First of all, i'll start simple. Do you eat people?
Hell yes, they taste amazing
N-no. Why would you ask that?
No but i'd like to :)
WTF! NO! ARE YOU INSANE?

Ok then. Next question. Have you ever Thought about eating a person?

Ok then. Next question. Have you ever Thought about eating a person?
Are you kidding, it's all i can EVER think about. Those delicious, juicy humans taste amazing
You're asking some really weird questions
Once or twice.

Or three times.


Maybe more.
Never! Why, have you? ARE YOU A CANNIBAL ?

Next question. What's your opinion on non-human meat?

Next question. What's your opinion on non-human meat?
IT'S DISGUSTING! I HATE YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP!!!
You mean normal food? Of course i'll say it's good, who wouldn't? An insane cannibal?
Yeah, i guess it's ok. It's not as good as HUMAN!!!
I'm sorry but who the hell do you think I am? A Cannibal?

Alrightly. Now i'm gonna need you to pick a colour. (Yes, colour with a U).

Alrightly. Now i'm gonna need you to pick a colour. (Yes, colour with a U).
Red, the colour of BLOOD!
Orange because why not?
Yellow because I hate my eyes
Green because it's calming and reminds me of nature
Blue because that's the colour of my face. Hey mum, look at me! I'm an Avatar person!
Purple because it makes me feel RICH
White because it reminds me of delicious white people :)
Black, the colour of my soul
Rainbow because I'm an LGBT rights activist and hate inequality
None of the above because I'm NOT a five year old!

Now i'll ask you which of these recreational tasks you'd rather be doing.

Now i'll ask you which of these recreational tasks you'd rather be doing.
Eating humans :)
Doing naughty things with my special place :D
Playing on video games like the proud nerd I am
Doing sports because I hate to feel happy
Doing art like painting or creating music
Going to a furry convention because i'm weird and i LOVE IT!!! :D

Lets hope question five doesn't come back up on you later on. For this question, pick what type of person you'd prefer to eat

Lets hope question five doesn't come back up on you later on. For this question, pick what type of person you'd prefer to eat
White people taste like cream :)
Black people taste great in a nice red wine sauce
Irish people. No question.
Asians because I've always been a fan of Chinese takeaway
English people because you spelled the word color wrong on question 4
This is racist and i hate you
None because i'm NOT A CANNIBAL!

Well that question was controversial. For question 7, out of these options, what would you rather do on the internet?

Well that question was controversial. For question 7, out of these options, what would you rather do on the internet?
Look for volunteers to eat
Watch youtube and pray to my new god. That god is called Schmoyoho
Look at porn like everyone else on the internet :)
Look at dead people like a psychopath
Put my computer down and cry IRL
Go to qfeast where I can answer weird questions like this
Google images of food so i can lick my screen like a freak

For this question, imagine you're at school. Out of these scenarios, what are you doing?

For this question, imagine you're at school. Out of these scenarios, what are you doing?
Licking other students :)
Doing the work given to you without conflicting with the teachers
Going into the toilets and crying while you look at your genitals with disdain
Sitting in the corner of the lunch room all alone
Bullying other students like a grade A wanker
Hiding in the toilets while you look at furry porn :D

Alright, we're near the end now. If someone walked up to you with a gun, what would you do?

Alright, we're near the end now. If someone walked up to you with a gun, what would you do?
Cry and beg not to be shot while throwing your money at them and rocking back and forth in the corner while he laughs and
call you a pussy. Then he kicks you in the stomach while your partner looks at you from the car like you're a piece of shit and
don't deserve the dignity of death! NO, YOU'RE ODDLY SPECIFIC!!!
Attempt to disarm them and use the gun to scare them
Leap at them, hold them down, take them to my basement, and eat them
Calmly give them my money and once they've left, call the police

This is the end of the quiz and Ainsley is going to give you your awnser!!!

The last and final thing i'm going to ask you is... is... IS...

How many hours of your life have you wasted on this website?

Very few, i'm new
Too many, I'm sad
An appropriate amount
Wait, what's this got to do with eating you?