Are you a BAMF?

Are you a BAMF?

Well, I'm a bad ass mother effer. Are you? Take this quiz and find out just how below me you really are!

published on May 23, 201434 responses 3 3.4★ / 5

Do you like dogs?

Do you like dogs?
My little Chihuahua always stays in my designer purse!
Yeah, they're cool
Those bastards always get hair on the floor!!
I might spare their race after I enslave the humans

Do you use makeup?

Do you use makeup?
YES
Are you kidding me?? I'm already freakin' fabulous, what else do you need??
Maybe a little
No! Natural beauty shouldn't be covered by expensive products that get you nowhere in life!

What do you like to eat?

What do you like to eat?
No
YES
Seafood... Oysters in particular ;)
Any home cooked meal is better than that store bought sh*t!!

You would describe yourself as...

You would describe yourself as...
Freakin' fabulous!!!
Mushy...
HAWT
Kind of cool I guess...

How do you dress?

How do you dress?
Anything cheetah print
Whatever is comfortable I guess
The skins of my foes
Sweater vests and high wasted jeans

You refer to the people around you as...

You refer to the people around you as...
Friends
Family
F*ck buddies
Lowly humans

What do you want for Christmas

What do you want for Christmas
YES
World Peace
Total annihilation or servitude of the human race
a handwritten card and a cute ornament to remember my kid's first Christmas

What is your opinion on chores?

What is your opinion on chores?
I'm just biding my time until my future mega-rich husband buys a mansion with a live-in maid.
Well, I'll do them if my mom wants me too...
They build character you little SH*T!!
These things are concerns for the lesser humans.

How do you react when someone annoys you?

How do you react when someone annoys you?
Kill them and their family
Make them mop the floors
Talk about it and try to solve the problem diplomatically
Snap my fingers in the Z-FOR-MA-TION!

What about children?

What about children?
Kids are the future!
Tiny humans that need to be eradicated in order to ensure the enslavement of the human race.
They make you fat.
I might have one or two one day I guess...