Who would you be in "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?" This helps you find out your "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" character. Master_Junus published on July 03, 201611 responses 0 Questions in vertical order Do you like Shrek? Yes. No. Did you just lie? No. I'm sure that I hate Shrek! No. I love Shrek. Yeah... Yeah... (I'll keep it a secret.) How often do you worship Shrek? Never! I pray to him every night... Did you lie again? Yeah... No. I actually pray to him! No. I've never prayed to Shrek! Are you an abusive prick? Yep! And I'm proud! Hell no!