The Pun-tastic Personality Quiz Find out which pun-tastic personality best matches your sense of humor! ghostman published on December 06, 20230 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/11 What do you call a fake noodle? A pasta forgery An impasta A spaghetti impostor A faux-caroni 2/11 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he stuffed the competition Because he knew how to harvest attention Because he was outstanding in his field Because he had the best straw-pability 3/11 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Go conquer the bison land! I'll miss you, but I know you'll have a wild time Remember to hoove your dreams Bison 4/11 Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired It had a flat tire and couldn't handle the pressure It lost its balance chain Someone was trying to pedal their agenda 5/11 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A frosty fangpire A chilly sucker An icy count Frostbite 6/11 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because electrons are negatively charged Because they're always up to some element of surprise Because they're nit-picking on their behavior Because they make up everything 7/11 How does a penguin build its house? With fl-ice and water glue Igloos it together By putting on a suit and attending a real estate seminar By sliding blocks of ice into place 8/11 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was caught ketchup-ing on the latest gossip Because it saw the salad dressing Because it was blushing after a saucy comment Because it realized it was pastas prime 9/11 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A jaws-less honey lover A gummy bear A toothless teddy A brrr-ainless bear 10/11 Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they're busy becoming omelettes Because they don't want anyone to poach their material Because yolks can be hard to deliver Because they might crack up 11/11 What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's stay together and support each other I'll meet you at the corner I'm sorry, I don't see eye to eye with you I'll make sure to plaster a smile on either side
