Are you a Fop, a wit or a rogue? Brought to you by Droll and Folly Publishing. This months edition of Plain Dealer magazine is sure to put a stop to that age old argument, before you say something you regret... right Oldfox? Pmuink published on June 061 response 0 Questions in vertical order Your friends would say you... Pshawh! I have no need of friends ... owe them a great deal of money ... have come from some melancholy place, as my sparkling intellect means I am always missed from whatever room I have just left! ... the most stylish and original person they know What would you say to your enemy? I won't let him speak ill of my friends- that way he will see my loyalty and may offer me some money for't Words are cheap! I would sooner fight than duel with tongues! That he has nothing of the satyr but his face! It's incredibly funny if you know the classics as well as I do Enemies? Everyone adores me, in all the superfine coventickle gallants of the town When looking for love, what are you seeking? Someone who adores me! Someone who won't interrupt me! Someone who has 5 million a year! Someone who sees the world as I do, full of inconvenience and useless fops! What are your last words likely to be? You most obedient and humble servant... I would rail as if a thousand mighty winds did shake the windows! I would rail to all four corners of the earth! I would rail so that Southern Rail would know the meaning of reliable rail travel! There is no finer way to leave this earth but to rail, and I would rail so lightly that when I was gone you would still hear the echoes of my railing in the laughter of all those of good breeding All these questions about words! What's wrong with exiting the world with a good honest grunt? I swear I will pay you on Monday! Please just give me until Monday! What do you think of Lady Goodly? I hear she has 2 million a year... is she widowed yet? She is a good and honest creature, although her eye may languish a little She is so familiar that she has had more rides than a boris bike, though she is half as useful and nowhere near as cheap! Nothing - are we done with this quiz yet? What would you do to a drunken sailor? Fight him! Take his money! Mock him! Whatever he wants!