Is Your Cat Planning to Kill You?

Is Your Cat Planning to Kill You?

Well? Haven't you ever just lain awake in bed at night... Wondering...

published on April 23, 2015102 responses 12 4.9★ / 5

How old is your cat?

Teeny tiny just born kitten!
Fairly young kitten
Adolescent
Adult cat

Is your cat fat?

Yes
No

How often does your cat rub against your legs or boop you on the head?

All the time!
Once a day
Once every 2-3 days
Once a week
Once a month
Never.

Which of the following has your cat done most recently?

Had a staring competition with you
Groomed itself
Done something unexplainable and stupid
Bitten or scratched you
Purred

If your house was burning and you could save one thing or animal (your family is safe) what would you save?

The cat of course!
The dog...
I don't know but not my cat, my cat is tough as nails and can take care of itself.
My iPad/iPod/technological device
If I tried to save my cat, we'd both burn to death.

How would you describe your cat in one word?

Adorable
Fat
Untrusting (of others, not you)
Dumb
Creepy
Solitary

How much affection do you give your cat?

Lots
Less
Some
Little
None

Rate how much your cat scares you (1 is the most)

1
2
3
4
5