Which Dirk Gently character are you? Which character from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency are you? Options are Dirk, Todd, Amanda, Lydia, Farah, Estevez, Ken, and Bart. peanutbutt published on January 09, 201758 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What's your attitude towards making new friends? I don't know. I'd rather just stick with the people I know. If I ever left my house, I'd love to make friends! I'd like to make friends, but I don't think people like me all that much. I don't have much of an opinion on friends. Sure, I love making friends! I have a hard time making friends. I don't need friends. I'm good with just the one; I don't have time to make friends. 2/10 Your house/apartment/etc. is on fire. How do you react? Oh well. Find the nearest fire extinguisher to try to put out the flames even though it clearly won't work. I'd run? Duh? A family member/friend/acquaintance will help me get out. It's unfortunate, but maybe it happened for a reason. I'd probably run and/or call 911. Who the f*ck did this? I'd keep my cool and get away to call the fire department. I'd have a panic attack. Hopefully I'd be able to get away. 3/10 What do you think everyone thinks about you? They probably think I'm emo or crazy or something. I don't really care though. I've never considered that before. I don't care. Everyone thinks I'm pathetic and an asshole. And I don't think, I know. They think I'm coo-coo. It's okay, though. Other people's opinions are no concern of mine. I've been told I'm pretty badass. I don't know. Teenagers are really judgemental and their opinions are all over the place. Hopefully they think I'm smart? 4/10 How often do you lie? I don't lie. I just... don't always tell the entire truth. If I got paid for lying I'd be rich. I only lie when it's required, which isn't too often. I never need to lie, so I never do. I mean, if it'll benefit someone else, I'll lie. Well, lying is a dangerous business, so not that often. I'd say about half the time I have the opportunity to lie I will, but never to hurt anyone. 5/10 How do you cope with feeling guilty? I mope. Things happen for a reason. Whatever I'm guilty of, I'll deal with it maturely. I get defensive. I either get quiet or talk way too much. There's no in between. I don't have much to feel guilty of, but I hide it. I apologize profusely. I never feel guilty for anything. I don't "cope". I pretend I don't feel guilty and it'll go away. 6/10 Your friend just got shot. What do you do? Oh well. I'd freeze up. I'd probably gasp, but refrain from running towards them. Immediately run to their side. If I wasn't being threatened, I'd run to them. Probably scream. I'd curse and only approach them when the threat was gone. If I had a weapon I'd take down the shooter, and then go to my friend. 7/10 How do you deal with change? Everything's always changing. I just go with it. Violently and probably with tears. I get overwhelmed but I try to go along with it. With confusion but confidence. Either passively or with anger. It depends on what kind of change. With fear. With confusion, which leads to frustration and possibly violence. With excitement. 8/10 How smart would you say you are? Honestly. I'm young, but I think I'm pretty intelligent. I catch onto things quickly. I know what I need to know and I WILL know what I need to know. I'm smart in some fields and not so smart in others. I wouldn't say I'm very smart. I don't need smarts. I think I'm pretty intelligent. Hopefully. It depends on what the subject is and who's asking. I'm pretty smart but sometimes my anger blinds me. I'm as smart as I need to be. It's not that important. 9/10 What expression do you usually have on your face? Fear. No expression. There's never really just one expression. Confusion. Every once in a while someone will tell me I look sad though. Concentration. Authority. Excitement. Confidence. 10/10 Someone insults you with a word that you find really offensive. How do you react? Shocked silence. They're probably not wrong, but it would hurt. I'd be hurt, but understanding. They must just be angry. It might hurt a bit but I won't show it. I'll shake it off. I'd be angry, but I wouldn't do much about it. I'd be shocked and confused. So..? I'd fight them. Either physically or verbally, or both. If I had a gun I'd threaten to shoot them for pissing me off. Otherwise I wouldn't do much.
