these quotes will reveal how your love life ends

pick a quote on each question and the final place you arrive at, your results, will tell you how your current or next relationship will end. there arent many results and this isnt that accurate so sorry if you get something bad

published on December 28, 201920 responses 0 5.0★ / 5

pick which makes you the saddest :((

pick which makes you the saddest :((
"he loved her, but she had an android. their love could not overcome their
smart phone differences"
"Dear Qfeasters,

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"🎼hey jude, dont make it bad. take a sad song, and make it better"
"Fair communism could never be achieved in a modern society"

now pick the dumbest >:)

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"
"I love ciggarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is
"Capitalism is a flawless system"

how old are you?

12 or under
13-16
17-21

whats your favorite quote i stole from these qfeasters in my newsfeed? (ps im sorry i stole from u guys i really am please forgive me im a dirty thief :(( also if youre in this and want to be removed, please c*mment at the end or like, dm me, because i am really sorry that i didnt ask permission from anyone because there were so many quotes. like that was really wrong ngl)

“I’m so sick of babysitting Trevor, let’s go get milk” -Silly.Goose
“if you don’t stop i’ll slap you in the face with my rat tail” -euronymous
“I don’t remember exactly how it all went down but I woke up naked on a swivel chair” -Silly.Goose
“SHE BROUGHT HER FUCKKING CLARINET.” -Silly.Goose
"I'd seriously date her if I wasn't such a slut" -Teenaged.Narcissist
"Just a lad doing goblin things" -Teenaged.Narcissist
"She'll kick your ass, but she's also baby" -Teenaged.Narcissist
"STALIN WAS THE ONE WHO SAID WE WERE DIFFERENT" -Teenaged.Narcissist
"So do mine but we know what FACE TIME IS" -Teenaged.Narcissist
“why does brooks get so much attention.... i can look sexy too” -boo.ghost
“pennywise inhaled my mom and blew her out like smoke” -euronymous
“hey gamers, today we are going to make every single jojo stand into underwear” -boo.ghost

how long did you think your relationship would last before you started officially dating?

our relationship is kind of sudden so i didnt think about that /before/ we became a couple?
a while, i had/have faith in it
not long idc
one night

whats your favourite thing to quote with friends?

scenes from musicals or movies
the communist manifesto
scenes from cartoons i like?
scenes from plays or ironic copypastas
songs

which lyric best reflects you or your outlook on life?

This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide if you're ever gonna let me know (yeah)
-removing this part because i couldnt put a trigger warning here sorry but if you know the song, pretend its there-
I'm sad, I know, yeah
I'm sad, I know, yeah
"Take a look at the lawman, beating up the wrong guy. Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know"
"You tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction
Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fear that I'm feeling today?"
"blue lips, blue veins. blue, the color of our planet from far far away"

do you like your current partner?

yes
no

do you /love/ your current partner?

do you /love/ your current partner?
no
yes

are they supportive?

sometimes
rarely
never
often
always