Are you willing to take an online quiz

This question will answer definitively, whether or not you are prepared to part with two minutes of your precious life, in the cause of a meaningless and ultimately unfullfilling venture, in full awareness that you will gain no material or spiritual benefit from this quiz, and that you will never get this time back. If you, or someone you know, suspect that you may be the sort of person who could fall into the trap of frittering your time away on a fruitless and nonsensical endeavour, this is the quiz for you.

published on June 22, 201411 responses 0 4.0★ / 5

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says; "Why the long face?"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says; "Why the long face?"
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yes or no?

yes or no?
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Can you lend me 20 or $25? I don't want to be a bother, but I don't get paid till wedensday and I just really feel like a pizza or something. Not a sh#tty pizza hut one, I mean one of the ones from that pizzeria in braddon, just opposite those swanky apartments (Mode3, is it?). Goddamn they taste good. I realize it's a lot of money for a pizza, but there's a bottle-o next door, maybe I could get a drink, besides, I want all the extra's like sundried tomatoes, carrots, etc. No meat or anything. As you probably know, I USUALLY try and stick to vegan diet, but every so often if I go out, I might have a slice of cake, maybe a brownie or something. Yeah, pizza would go down a treat.

Can you lend me 20 or $25? I don't want to be a bother, but I don't get paid till wedensday and I just really feel like a pizza or something. Not a sh#tty pizza hut one, I mean one of the ones from that pizzeria in braddon, just opposite those swanky apartments (Mode3, is it?). Goddamn they taste good. I realize it's a lot of money for a pizza, but there's a bottle-o next door, maybe I could get a drink, besides, I want all the extra's like sundried tomatoes, carrots, etc. No meat or anything. As you probably know, I USUALLY try and stick to vegan diet, but every so often if I go out, I might have a slice of cake, maybe a brownie or something. Yeah, pizza would go down a treat.
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.. It is now 2.32 am on a sunday morning.. In a misplaced but mostly well-meaning effort to suggest to you that it's possible you might be wasting your time, I realize now that the total time being wasted here is more likely to be wasted by myself, in a ratio of about 20:1. That is to say that for every one minute you waste here, I waste 20. Geez, you don't have to be so sardonic about it. why are you attacking me? why do you always have to be so abusive.

.. It is now 2.32 am on a sunday morning.. In a misplaced but mostly well-meaning effort to suggest to you that it's possible you might be wasting your time, I realize now that the total time being wasted here is more likely to be wasted by myself, in a ratio of about 20:1. That is to say that for every one minute you waste here, I waste 20. Geez, you don't have to be so sardonic about it. why are you attacking me? why do you always have to be so abusive.
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refer to question two

refer to question two
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Please hold while we transfer your call. Your call is important to us and will be answered in.. 7.. minutes..

Please hold while we transfer your call. Your call is important to us and will be answered in.. 7.. minutes..
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Are you SURE you can't lend me that $25? Please??? The pizza from the place in braddon is ORGASMIC, I seriously mean it. I f you come grab me now we could go get some?

Are you SURE you can't lend me that $25? Please??? The pizza from the place in braddon is ORGASMIC, I seriously mean it. I f you come grab me now we could go get some?
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“Welcome, O life! I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.” - This is a quote by James Joyce, my favourite quote as it happens. I don't wish to alarm you, but there is a world out there, full of amazing books, people, nature. bizzare and extravagant aquatic life forms, bobbing through waters like alien ladies in extravagant finery at a ball in another world. you should look into it, you won't be disappointed ;)

“Welcome, O life! I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.” - This is a quote by James Joyce, my favourite quote as it happens. I don't wish to alarm you, but there is a world out there, full of amazing books, people, nature. bizzare and extravagant aquatic life forms, bobbing through waters like alien ladies in extravagant finery at a ball in another world. you should look into it, you won't be disappointed ;)
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If you really want meat on the pizza, we could get half/half I guess. Only I don't think I should pay for all of it, if I'm only eating half

If you really want meat on the pizza, we could get half/half I guess. Only I don't think I should pay for all of it, if I'm only eating half
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Almost forgot! Miro, If you're reading this, tell me How are you enjoying France? I've left Canberra pretty much as it was - nothing too drastic - I moved it a couple of inches to the left of Cooma, you''l hardly notice it. I hope it's not too disconcerting. I know you're not one to waste a minute, and I certainly hope your Parisian pursuits are filled with laughter and love and music! And pizza :P

Almost forgot! Miro, If you're reading this, tell me How are you enjoying France? I've left Canberra pretty much as it was - nothing too drastic - I moved it a couple of inches to the left of Cooma, you''l hardly notice it. I hope it's not too disconcerting. I know you're not one to waste a minute, and I certainly hope your Parisian pursuits are filled with laughter and love and music! And pizza :P
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This is a picture of a toilet. There is nothing to "Get", no cryptic undertone. It is simply an arbitrary image that I have made you view. Now that you have, you can never un-see it. It is done, and whether or not you answer "yes", or conversely, "No", it is a thing that is done and cannot be reversed.

This is a picture of a toilet. There is nothing to "Get", no cryptic undertone. It is simply an arbitrary image that I have made you view. Now that you have, you can never un-see it. It is done, and whether or not you answer "yes", or conversely, "No", it is a thing that is done and cannot be reversed.
yes, that is true.
yes, but it is also true that the above answer is more correct than this one.

Have I lost it

Have I lost it
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