Can you survive the puns?

Can you survive the puns?

Welcome to those who say puns, laugh at puns, and those who can not handle the puns i shall see if you can survive through ten questions of puns so let's hope you'll survive.

published on April 1167 responses 3 5.0★ / 5

Are you ready to began?

Are you ready to began?
YES! Bring on the puns
No, no i am not

Okay, show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Okay, show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Nice XD
Wow just wow

A bicycle can't stand on it's own cause it's two-tired.

A bicycle can't stand on it's own cause it's two-tired.
Quite amusing
No just no

Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
I sea what you mean
Make it stop!

What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway.

What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway.
XD i can't even
My god!

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
Clever, very clever
No more puns!

It's better to love a short girl then not a tall.

It's better to love a short girl then not a tall.
Ugh...
These puns are
awesome!

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
This is torture
Pawsitively eggcetable

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I'm dead, I'm dying
Oh i get it XD

We were so poor when i was growing up we couldn't even pay attention.

We were so poor when i was growing up we couldn't even pay attention.
*dead*
Nice real nice X3

Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.

Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.
Very punny
That's it I'm done!

Hope you had fun.

Hope you had fun.
I know i did
I didn't