Evil Overlord Quiz

Do you think you would survive as an evil overlord? Time to find out! You have to be streetwise, cunning and you need a brain. It's very important to have a brain. Questions inspired by the Evil Overlord List.

published on August 08, 201518 responses 2
Evil Overlord Quiz
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Would your legions of darkness have clear plexiglass visors, or face concealing ones?

Face concealing.
I don't want or need legions of darkness.

Would your ventilation ducts be big enough to crawl through?

What the hell, why would I have ventilation ducts?

You have captured your noble half-brother, and usurped his throne. What will you do with him now?

Set him free, give him his throne back, and buy him a pizza. You can eat it together
while you apologise for your weird behaviour.
Kill him.
Keep him anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Is shooting to good for your enemies?

What the hell? I would never kill anybody!

Where would you keep the object that is the source of your power?

In my bath.
On the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity.
In my safe-deposit box.

Is it worth taking time to gloat over your enemies' predicament before you dispose of them?

By "dispose" you mean pushing them into a bin, right?

Good news! You've finally captured your enemy! However, he has a request:"Look, before you kill me," He says. "will you at least tell me what this is all about?" What is your response?

"Sure. The truth is, I don't know what the heck I'm doing, I'm not evil, you can go now.
I'll shoot him, and then say "no."
I'll say "no." Then shoot him.
I'll grin evilly, and explain my evil plan to him.

You've captured a beautiful princess/prince, who you intend to marry. Will the marriage be a quiet, civil ceremony, or lavish spectacle, lasting three weeks.

A quiet civil ceremony of course. I don't want to risk attracting unwanted attention.
A lavish spectacle of course! And the final phase of my plan will be carried out in those
three weeks, just to emphasise how evil I am.

Is a self-destruct mechanism necessary in your opinion?

Of course! How could you do without one?
What is a self-destruct mechanism?
No. Other overlords may mock me, but at least I won't be the one getting blown up.

Where would you interrogate your prisoners?

In a small hotel, far away from my base.
I wouldn't have prisoners, and I certainly wouldn't want to interrogate anyone.
In the heart of my evil base, of course!

Would you leave clues in the form of riddles to mock the heroes?

No. I am secure in my superiority.
Yes. I must show how diabolical I am!
Why would I want to mock them? I'm on their side!

Who will you hire as your advisor, when you need someone to check if your evil plan is foolproof?

I don't have any evil plans. But if I did... Probably my mum.
An average five year old child.
Nobody. I am the the smartest person in the universe. Of course there are no flaws in
my plan!

Your enemy is dead. What do you do?

Empty several rounds of ammunition into their body. I need to make sure.
Have a massive party!
Arrest the person who killed him/her, and offer to pay for the funeral.