Which political personality are you?

A quiz to determine your political personality. Approved by HM government and to be taken very seriously.

published on July 14, 201511 responses 0
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1/10

Ideal Prime Minister

Russell Brand
Jeremy Clarkson
Winston Churchill
Oliver Proudlock
Christopher Hitchens
Alan Titchmarsh
2/10

You are watching

Made in Chelsea
BBC Parliament
X Factor
Doctor Who
Breaking Bad
Whatever your partner's watching, because you don't know how to operate the TV
3/10

You call him

Dad
Daddy
Father
Mate
[His name]
Male care provider
4/10

You're wearing

Che Guevara t-shirt
Winged collar and pinstripe trousers
Wife-beater
Clothes you knit yourself
Red trousers
Lapel badges of the causes you care about
5/10

You holiday in

Magaluf
Verbier
A Buddhist retreat
Cornwall
Amsterdam
Moscow
6/10

Most important political issue

Global warming
The legalisation of cannabis
Immigration
Wealth inequality
Foreign Aid
Reducing the deficit
7/10

If you were invited to meet the Queen, you would

Rehearse your bow until you got backache
Conceal a bomb in your underwear
Stock up on tic tacs for that minty breath and consider washing your clothes
Post a Facebook status lambasting the arrogance of the powers that be in presuming you even want to come at all
Buy a selfie stick for the occasion
Have an existential crisis over how to reconcile your distaste for the monarchy with an urge to please
8/10

You listen to

BBC Radio 1
BBC Radio 2
BBC Radio 3
BBC Radio 4
Classic FM
Radio Habana Cuba
9/10

You wish to be addressed as

M8
Comrade
Babes
Sir
Love
Bruddaaaaaaa
10/10

If you were sent to prison it would most likely be for

Chaining yourself to a railing at a student protest
Captaining a failed revolution
Stealing scratchcards from a newsagents
Tax evasion
Painting a missing apostrophe onto a public billboard
Trespassing onto private property and releasing farm animals into the wild