Which Member of the Knotty Anchor are You?

Which Member of the Knotty Anchor are You?

Have you ever sat at the Knotty Anchor and wondered "Hmm, am I more like Alyssa or wait, am I a Sam?". Well here's your chance to put all that to rest.

published on February 06, 20156 responses 0
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1/7

Ok, what better way to start this bad boy off than by grabbing a drink, what do you pick?

Ok, what better way to start this bad boy off than by grabbing a drink, what do you pick?
Good Beer
Some margarita I kinda made
Cheap Wine
Tequila Shots!
Vodka Cranberry
Cheap Beer
I only drink on special occasions and this quiz doesn't cut it
2/7

You just won the chance to spend the night with your celebrity crush, who is it?

You just won the chance to spend the night with your celebrity crush, who is it?
Chris Hemsworth- grade A hottie
Steve Carrell - he seems like a nice man
Marshawn Lynch - shoutout to Oakland
Taylor Kinney - look him up
Lavi's delivery boys - any of them will do
James Franco - preferably the one from Pineapple Express
Luke Bryan - that's my kind of night ;)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt so dreamy
3/7

It's a quiet night at the Knotty Anchor and you finally have time to cook yourself a meal, what is it?

It's a quiet night at the Knotty Anchor and you finally have time to cook yourself a meal, what is it?
Gyoza
Probably some kind of fish and rice or salad
I'm not that hungry I just ate a 5lb bag of cuties and some green beans
Leftover Lavi's
Eggplant, I have this new recipe I want to try...
I like chicken, gotta get that protein
4/7

You wake up after a rowdy night of Newport shenanigans with the crew, what even happened to you?

You wake up after a rowdy night of Newport shenanigans with the crew, what even happened to you?
I lost my ID so the only place that would let me in was Malarkeys (they know me by name)
Some guys at the bar bought me beers all night
I was turnt
I had to walk home and take care of someone...
I had to be walked home and taken care of
I brought home some kid wearing an amulet, he can make you guys one too?
I don't remember and I'm hungover as tits
I met the mayor of Newport
5/7

You have a few shots in you, what are you most likely quoted saying?

You have a few shots in you, what are you most likely quoted saying?
"you guys i know the perfect song" *plays spice girls or tswift*
"I'mhj not drunkk, really " but more high pitched
"who's down to split a lavi's?"
"BIG HEATH" *arm movements*
"I'm tuuurnt"
i can hold a really good conversation, even when i'm drunk
6/7

Oh god, it's the Newport Beach po po, what do they want with you?

Oh god, it's the Newport Beach po po, what do they want with you?
I think they just wanna chat, it's probably Guy's nephew
I called them, we're looking for Sam
Peeing in public
They're here to rescue me! I just broke my arm!
Shit hide the weed
Idk but let me handle this, I'm real persuasive
Some kind of parking/driving issue :(
Trying to break into our house, my key doesn't work ok!
7/7

Congrats, you survived the Knotty Anchor and are graduating (Vitamin C song playing), you're most likely...

Congrats, you survived the Knotty Anchor and are graduating (Vitamin C song playing), you're most likely...
Ha psych I'm not graduating. Fifth year ftw
Crying, Vitamin C song really hits me in the feels
Ready to go on some grand adventure
Shocked, did I actually get this degree
Face-timing your significant other through the whole ceremony
Ready to party