which of poper gander's dumb stupid cringe comfort ocs r u?

which of poper gander's dumb stupid cringe comfort ocs r u?

only writing 5 to pick from cuz lazy purposes. hope ur ready for broad incorrect assumptions about you based of 14 stupid questions

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1/14

on a scale of 1-5 how british are you?

1
2
3
4
5
2/14

is violence a good answer?

no, rarely if ever
only if it's truly necessary
lol yea it could be
depends on what's in it for me
yes.
3/14

what do you wish you had the confidence to wear?

i just wanna look like cint eastwood and
not be judged for it
black turtlenecks that big hot men
always wear
elaborate uniforms
over the top expensive suits
i wish i had the balls to look like those
chicks in front of gas stations with the
cookie monster pajama pants
4/14

how many times have you died?

none???
once but on the inside
died for personal reasons
got murdered lol
got murdered twice lol
5/14

you get a thirsty text from an unknown number at 3am, what do you do?

go with it, 3am is for making bad choices
tell them to stop being horny and go to
church
pretend you didn't see that
text back the most cursed image on your
phone
it's 3am, you're too busy talking to
ghosts to reply
6/14

congratulations you've snapped and lost your shit, what's the first thing you listen to?

old r&b
sea shanties
2009 vocaloid
that one song on your playlist you rarely
listen to because whenever you hear it
you feel like you've lost someone you
never
met
fnaf songs
7/14

what do friends often ask you for?

money
company
a ride home
answers
help
8/14

why do you cry?

because i'll never see her again, she
doesn't even remember me, we were so
happy together where did i go wrong?
because i keep losing everything, it's like
i can never win, i know there's so much
wrong with me but i'm too far gone to be
fixed
because i'm disposable, people keep
coming and going, why does everyone
get bored of me so quickly? i feel so
alone
because i get scared asking for help, i
hide my emotions to a point where i just
want to gut myself to get them out, i hate
that i can't trust anybody
because people keep using me, i'm
gullible and i keep falling for it, there's so
many terrible people in the world, why do
they
always come to me? why do i always let
them?
9/14

pick thing yiffart has said on discord

"the dough boy has become the ceo of
pizza hut"
"isn't saying a litter of kittens a little like
saying a toilet of children"
"genocide is a personality"
"this puts me in the mood for lobster"
"woa i didn't know this kkk club was a
gay bar"
10/14

how would you flirt with someone?

by being smooth af
i don't flirt my emotions die with me
giving them lots of gifts
show more physical affirmation
flirt so bad to the point they find it
endearing
11/14

what phase did you go through in middle school?

anime obsession phase
communism phase
history phase
thinking you were straight phase
not washing your hair for some reason
phase
12/14

choose a thing i have in my phone

13/14

what annoys you the most?

children
tv shows about hot people
hot people in general
pop music
kids who think smoking weed is a personality
14/14

are you a hostile person?

i have sold souls for a corn chip
i'm not hostile but i turn violent easily
no but i will go ham if provoked
no but i won't hesitate bitch
i am just a little baby