The YOU Quiz! Answer these six questions to find out what role and impact on society You have! Ahmedicinman published on August 06, 201620 responses 2 5.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Your friend needs to borrow your cellphone really quick. What do you do? Give it to him, smile, and tell him "Yeah, here you go, man." "Sorry, that's private. Bring your own next time. It's 2016..." Give him the phone, and use the favor you did him to make him like you more. I don't even know if this old potato can call people. (Or you don't have one) No. Unless you pay me. With interest. "I don't know, can you? Hahaha. Just kidding, just kidding. Here, of course you can." "Of course". Give him the phone, ask for nothing in return. I don't know. You walk past two guys threatening a woman in an alleyway. One of them has a bat. You're sure they want more than her money. One of them sees you, and glances over their shoulder at you a few times. What do you do? Call the cops, then pretend to be an undercover police officer. Walk with arms out and a wide body language. Tell them "nobody has to get hurt tonight" draw attention away from the victim and ask for the bat. Put yourself in harm way to save the stranger. Or keep them occupied long enough for the cops to arrive. Drive away a few blocks, get out of the car, call the police, sneak and film the occurrence from a distance while the cops arrive. Confidently walk out of the car, towards the two attackers, calmly announce "Gentlemen" get their attention "This here, is my turf, you see". Walk calmly towards the woman while exclaming "What have we here?" Then grab the bat as you walk past one of the men, hit their knees, and get the victim out. Pretend to be a homeless person who lives in that alley. Tell them there's gonna be a lot of people there very soon, and that they should take their business elsewhere, because there's gonna be a lot of witnesses soon. Call the cops and leave. Get a tazer out from the back of your car, taze the guy with the bat, and tell the other guy "Don't" as he reaches for it. Trip him as he tries to run away. Then walk out leaving the victim by themselves. Walk in, pretending to be drunk and singing, ask if they've seen a payphone, snatch the bat, bash one across the jaw and thrust it into the solar plexus of the other one, grab the victim, move out. I don't know. Three of your friends are bragging, one after one. Now it's your turn. What will you brag about? Tell them you're the proudest, of your friends, then place your arms around two of their necks and brofist the last guy and make a laugh about it. Show them your bluetooth headset, or your phone, or any piece of technology, or your car. Something that makes you look big. Do what they do, but do it better. Laugh at them and call them primates. This is serious. The second the first guy starts to brag, you start to calculate what costs the most, or what achievement you've done that is the best. Make sure you get the last word in, then tell them they were beaten by the best. Make them fight about who's the best in the end, then stop the fight and make them all like you, but hate each other. Smile and tell them you're happy with what you have. Tell them you don't need to brag, and neither do they. They're better than that. Then offer them a round of (beverage). I don't know. You, your friends, and friends of your friends are going to a party. You have a car that can transport 5 people at a time. There are 9 people, you included. But only one car. Your car. Make two trips to make sure to bring everyone. Bring the strangers first, to get to know them, while you make sure you know your friends can chat with one another without getting bored. Make two trips, but make sure at least two of the people in the car are your friends, so you don't get bored. Bring your friends first, ask them about their friends, get to know them via them, then bring their friends on the second trip, and tell them their friends spread good rumors about them. Get to know them, become friends with them with a pre-advantage. I'm most likely only going to be able to take one friend at a time. Or I don't have a car at all. I'm most likely going to be given a ride. Bring your friends only, and tell the others to go via public transport... unless they pay you. Make yourself a victim, for having to do all the work, make them blame each other for not planning the night out, getting a second car, then look like a saint when you're the one who'll gladly do all the work, and ask for nothing back. Take two trips and be yourself. I don't know. You're at a restaurant with a date, what do you order? You're hungry. You want lots of carbs and meat. Salad is alright. You'll drink beer. Food is food. You don't care. Hamburger? Whatever. As long as it has meat in it. Seafood, crab or sushi. You convince your date to pick the same, it's really good. Whatever's cheapest. Salad. I look perfect and I tend to keep looking perfect. Order something healthy, then tell your date to order something unhealthy, and tell them to "live a little" then boost their confidence into liking you when they feel bad about something later Soup. Good question. No idea. You're in a fight. Your opponent has a bat. What weapon do you pick? My grappling and my charm. I'd rather wrestle the enemy down instead of hurt them, then calm them down. I'd have friends to back me up. I usually carry a tazer or a knife. A beer bottle. A gun. Threaten him to piss off, then continue walking. A machete, in the trunk of my car. Spare his life after I shop his bat in half. The greatest secret is kept a secret. No clue.