Will You Ace This Job Interview? The job of your dreams could be yours! The only thing standing in your way is this simple job interview... bananana published on July 03, 201623 responses 5 5.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Good Morning, can we get you a drink? Water is fine I crave coffee I'll take some lemonade with two scoops of cookie-dough ice-cream, sprinkles and banana, hold the banana. Alright, let's continue. What do you consider to be your greatest strength? I can manipulate people to do whatever I want, so GIVE ME THE JOB. I'm sorry, I'm not that strong.... I can keep a level head in tough situations.. Oh, ok good for you. Now, tell me: what is your greatest weakness? I start s-s-stuttering w-w-when I'm n-n-nervous... I start biting my nails sometimes... I don't do weak Wow, that IS strange... Anyway, moving on: Why do you want this job? Because it's been my dream since I was of a very young age. 'Cause my Mum kicked me out of the house Well, I don't really know...But the little voice in my head is encouraging me to try it so... Interesting...So, tell me: Where do you want to be in ten years time? I'm gonna OWN this place! I haven't decided yet, but thank you for asking! Oh hang on, I know the answer to this: (shuffle through papers) I wrote it down here somewhere... Hahahahahaha..hahaha...oh sorry, we're not laughing at you, just something else that's really funny....Ahaha!! Ummm...what you're laughing at must be hilarious. No laughing at future employees! I know better than that... stupid people Cool! can you tell me the joke as well? It sounds really funny! Oh! Well that was hilarious, but we have to move on so: Who do you look up to in life? Myself...no-one else I know has any sense! Simon Cowell Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton..all those successful skilled people...Aren't they just perfect role models? Well said soldier! Now tell me: How do you handle stress and pressure? I can't!! I can stay calm through everything... they don't call me the "cool cucumber" for nothing! I can deal with it just as well as the next person We're nearly there! But first tell us how you would deal with a situation like this.. "You are just doing what you would normally do when there is a break in. There are three intruders and all are armed." Now it's you're turn... I would obey the armed intruders and call for help the first chance i get. I would do what any responsible person would do...scream and run!! I will use my powers of telepathy and manipulation to convince them to leave us in peace... Ok that's it! How did you think you went? Oh I'm gonna tell my parents that i got the job as soon as I get home! Yeah! That was fun! Let's go again! I KNOW that I aced it!!