O Richard Where Art Thou? Wondering where I am? Is my nomadic nature keeping you from finding me? This should help out. rwoodson published on May 07, 20141 response 0 Questions in vertical order What's your name? Chris Jezowicz Jay Gliesen Brandon Poole I'm none of those jive turkeys... What's the weather like out there? Sunny Partly Cloudy Cloudy Rain Snow The world's ending and encased in hellfire. Is it Happy Hour? I wish. You bet your tookus. Hell yeah, Intern Happy Hour! Turn down for what?! How's my workload? The usual. Your'e kinda sweating. Haha, work? What day is it? Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday What time is it? 8-10am 10am-12pm 12-3pm 3-5pm How am I greeting folk? Hey, how're yuh? An inaudible "Hey" [silence] "Heyyy, mannn" What's your REAL name?! Is it lunch time? Yes No HELLZ YES! How long have you been looking for me? 5-10min 10-25min 30min+ Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family? No... Yes.