O Richard Where Art Thou? Wondering where I am? Is my nomadic nature keeping you from finding me? This should help out. rwoodson published on May 07, 20141 response 0 Questions in vertical order How am I greeting folk? Hey, how're yuh? An inaudible "Hey" [silence] "Heyyy, mannn" What's your REAL name?! Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family? No... Yes. Is it Happy Hour? I wish. You bet your tookus. Hell yeah, Intern Happy Hour! Turn down for what?! Is it lunch time? Yes No HELLZ YES! What day is it? Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday How's my workload? The usual. Your'e kinda sweating. Haha, work? What time is it? 8-10am 10am-12pm 12-3pm 3-5pm What's your name? Chris Jezowicz Jay Gliesen Brandon Poole I'm none of those jive turkeys... How long have you been looking for me? 5-10min 10-25min 30min+ What's the weather like out there? Sunny Partly Cloudy Cloudy Rain Snow The world's ending and encased in hellfire.