O Richard Where Art Thou?

O Richard Where Art Thou?

Wondering where I am? Is my nomadic nature keeping you from finding me? This should help out.

published on May 07, 201424 responses 0

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?
No...
Yes.

How's my workload?

How's my workload?
The usual.
Your'e kinda sweating.
Haha, work?

Is it lunch time?

Is it lunch time?
Yes
No
HELLZ YES!

How long have you been looking for me?

How long have you been looking for me?
5-10min
10-25min
30min+

What time is it?

What time is it?
8-10am
10am-12pm
12-3pm
3-5pm

What's your name?

What's your name?
Chris Jezowicz
Jay Gliesen
Brandon Poole
I'm none of those jive turkeys...

Is it Happy Hour?

Is it Happy Hour?
I wish.
You bet your tookus.
Hell yeah, Intern Happy Hour! Turn down for what?!

How am I greeting folk?

How am I greeting folk?
Hey, how're yuh?
An inaudible "Hey"
[silence]
"Heyyy, mannn"
What's your REAL name?!

What day is it?

What day is it?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday

What's the weather like out there?

What's the weather like out there?
Sunny
Partly Cloudy
Cloudy
Rain
Snow
The world's ending and encased in hellfire.