O Richard Where Art Thou?

O Richard Where Art Thou?

Wondering where I am? Is my nomadic nature keeping you from finding me? This should help out.

published on May 07, 201424 responses 0

What's your name?

What's your name?
Chris Jezowicz
Jay Gliesen
Brandon Poole
I'm none of those jive turkeys...

How am I greeting folk?

How am I greeting folk?
Hey, how're yuh?
An inaudible "Hey"
[silence]
"Heyyy, mannn"
What's your REAL name?!

What time is it?

What time is it?
8-10am
10am-12pm
12-3pm
3-5pm

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?

Do you work in law enforcement or are currently a member of: the mafia, the Triads, any of the Californian gangs, One Direction, Sallie Mae, or the Capper family?
No...
Yes.

What's the weather like out there?

What's the weather like out there?
Sunny
Partly Cloudy
Cloudy
Rain
Snow
The world's ending and encased in hellfire.

Is it Happy Hour?

Is it Happy Hour?
I wish.
You bet your tookus.
Hell yeah, Intern Happy Hour! Turn down for what?!

Is it lunch time?

Is it lunch time?
Yes
No
HELLZ YES!

What day is it?

What day is it?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday

How long have you been looking for me?

How long have you been looking for me?
5-10min
10-25min
30min+

How's my workload?

How's my workload?
The usual.
Your'e kinda sweating.
Haha, work?