Which A. Nigma High Student Are You? Take the test and find out which student on Detentionaire is most like you. acelaces published on February 05, 201329 responses 6 4.5★ / 5 Questions in vertical order You've just been blamed for the high school prank of the century, your bookbag is the scene of the crime- how do we know it wasn't you? You wouldn't have left any evidence. Why? It's not like you have anything to prove, everyone already knows you're great. Why would you want to do a thing like that on such a big day? You could've pulled it off, but you're not looking for attention. Your friends would back you up. They know you didn't do it. Ruin your clothes and your chances to get in with the party people? No thanks. Why would you do something so scary to your friends in school? Sounds like a lot of work for something that'd make everybody hate you. The Tatzelwurm is... An unruly creature that ought to be locked up. Pretty cool as long as it picks on someone its own size. Freaky and annoying, but you're used to it. You like telling people it ate some kids finger once. Its funny every time. The weirdest thing you could pick for a mascot, and you're pretty sure that ugly green and yellow sweater is animal abuse. A hazard to have around students. What are they feeding it? A scary magical snake-demon that eats fingers!!! You're not sure about it, but you don't think its as bad as everyone else does. Who cares about some stupid school mascot? People should be looking at you. If you could change the channel during morning news, what'd you switch over to? Something current, or otherwise something interesting and real. No, not reality TV. Something that was quality programming but it's been off the air for ages. That sci-fi thing they finally made into a movie. It's pretty intense. I like a little bit of everything, action, robots, zombies, ninjas- zombies with robot ninja action. And maybe some romance, you know, in case some people like that. You're psyched about the music video your favourite band just released. Morning workout dance videos to start the day happy! Time to watch someone get trashed on the runway for atrocities against fashion. This school better have pay-per-view. It's a show with intrigue and drama, and a leading lady that kicks serious can and always gets her man. Maybe it's wish fulfillment, you don't care. The class you're least likely to fail is... You're actually pretty great at everything, especially science. You're just waiting to see if any of this is actually gonna come in handy. Gym's a breeze. English, not so much. You've got skills, but they aren't really academic. Your skills are mainly technological, which is just perfect since that's what you like best. You're good in English Literature, probably how you managed to talk your way into getting a better grade. History is kinda your thing. People say it's boring but they just need to try to see it your way. Most definitely Art, you draw in all your other classes too! Probably Social Studies or whatever you can get passionate about. You consider yourself a hardworking student even if it doesn't always come naturally. You learned from that last Economics class that grades don't matter in the real world. Wherever you're headed, you can see yourself in charge. Your cellphone broke because... That stupid game is impossible to win! So maybe you got a little disgruntled. With your luck it probably dropped out of your pocket while you were in a hurry. Not like anyone's going to believe you. You probably did something silly like forgetting that phones don't like to fall from way up high in the trees. It doesn't matter, you're getting a new one. You've already picked it out. You earned that phone! You'd never be careless enough to break it, unless you got a little wrapped up in something interesting and forgot. Sometimes you don't know your own strength. Sucks cause it had the best apps. Someone told you flip-phones were out of style so you 'accidentally' dropped it down a flight of stairs. You may have been forced to destroy it yourself since the security of your secrets was threatened. You thought it was foolproof! You just got invited to a killer party, what's your plan of attack? If they got good music, you dance. If they don't, you mooch off their Wifi. You don't mingle. Here's your chance to show off your moves and mingle with the coolest posse in the room. You didn't get all dressed up to stand still like a sad tree, time to dance like no-one's watching! Make sure you're seen doing everything right. Dance and maybe make conversation, just make it look fab and flawless. Give the room a once-over with your friends so you can discuss the coolness factor. Try the punch and people-watch. Head for someone you know and chat, or listen for interesting conversations. If there's nothing to do just look around. Maybe they'll play something you'll like. Find a good vantage spot so you can keep an eye on everyone without having to talk to them. You have 'plans' for the evening. Chill out with your friends. You'll probably find a wall and stick to it. You're not much of a dancer but you like some good music. You're at the amusement park on a Friday night. Which carnival ride is calling your name? The rollercoaster, as long as there are more thrills than spills, you're there. The carousel is the best for you. You could spin around and around forever on those majestic horses. They go faster if you call them by their names. The ferris wheel has the most perfect view. Plus, you heard at least ten people have had their first kiss up there. The haunted house is pretty scary, but you can't help think of how much more fun it'd be with you at the controls. The shooting range is a good place to get your game on, cowboy style. Plus if you give someone one of those prize teddybears they'll totally make out with you. You saw it on TV! You can whip someone at go karts without even trying, not like you try that stupid game anymore. You guess since there's nothing better you'll go one or two speed laps. You like the gravitron but not the puke. You're killer at Bumper cars, they don't even let you on anymore. Most of the rides there are such ripoffs but you always love the chairplane. Last time you even let go of the swing! Your best friend is acting strange and avoiding you, what's up? They know something. They'll never look at you the same way again, that's for sure. You'll have to shut them up somehow. Are they keeping a secret from you? Maybe you should follow them? You'll only confront them about it if you find proof. Strange...you should probably interrogate them. If they lie then the investigation's on. You hope your hunch is right or else you'll be so embarrassed. Maybe they are going to give you a most wonderful surprise? Or maybe they're evil! Should you hug them or hide? No-one can hide a juicy secret from you. They'd better let you in on whatever they know or you'll go nuclear on their reputation. You thought you were tight! Why would they keep something from you? You don't need them. You should hang out with someone else to prove it. People can have secrets if they want, besides if it really was something interesting you'd know already, otherwise you've got ways of making people talk. It's something about you, isn't it? Confront them about it, offer them some of your info in return. If that doesn't work find out who told them what and spread a rumour about them. Someone starts a Down With You club. They're probably... Scared, or they should be. A bunch of nerds. Probably just messed with them once or twice and they took it personal. You'll let them have their fun as long as they don't actually try to get to you. Jealous. Part of you is excited that you're popular enough to have haters, maybe you have dissed a few people, but you're worried how many are on their side. Just playing pretend, right? No-one could actually hate you that much, right? You feel like you're going to cry. Trying to obstruct you from speaking your mind and telling the truth, they won't win. But you can't help but worry about what they're planning... Just a small group, right? As long as everybody else thinks you're cool, it's fine. But if they try to make you look bad they're going down. A real thing? Wow, you can't imagine what you did to them. What's their deal? Just put themselves on the top of the social blacklist. Probably just cause they're not in your circle. You're not running a charity. Why can't some people just accept their niche without complaining? What cell phone app do you use the most? There are too many to choose from, maps, music, editing, even some funny ones. You're pretty tight with your tech. Game app. There's this one specific one you can't stop playing. You use text circle a lot, you don't want to miss out on whatever your friends are talking about, or you start to think they're saying things behind your back. Audio recorder. You feel the need to record your thoughts and observations Shopping app. Going to the mall is fine but you can't have everyone getting the same thing as you. Is calling an app? You like to tell your friends hello even if it's five minutes after you waved them goodbye. You like to use the net pretty often, since there are always seemingly average things you get the urge to know more about. An urban dictionary app to help your social awkwardness. So you can blend in and understand what everyone's talking about. Your room is... Where you can chill out, do videogames, sleepovers, movie night, you name it. You practice your smooth moves in front of the mirror. Where you can finally de-stress and make sense of things. You spend alot of time in here thinking about your favourite series or just theorizing. Where you can unwind after a stressful day of keeping up with your friends. You go through your closet alot to pick tomorrow's outfit. One place you can be yourself, which is why no-one is allowed there. You spend alot of time on your computer, keeping tabs on your friends and enemies. Another place where no-one notices you. You don't go out much but you use the time to do your homework, get organized, and practice your public speaking skills. Where you can get some time to yourself, take care of your hobbies and listen to your favourite songs over and over. Where you feel safe and happy and clean. You jump on the bed or do different voices for your toys. You like it best when your friends are over. Boring. You'd rather be out but while you're there you might as well flip channels or check out your updates. The Dance is coming up, your ideal date is... Just someone sweet and honest, who brings something interesting to the conversation. Someone cute who's up for socializing and having a good time. You hope they think you're cool too. Cute and they have something in common, they like the same dumb stuff as you. They'll know you like them without you having to get all mushy about it. Nice and cute and smart and they'll give you a chance even though you're really nervous. They'll be themselves and have fun. Someone who will look good on your arm and get you some punch. They'll pay attention to you all night and make sure to compliment everything from your outfit to your eyes. It'll be hard to find someone as cool and good-looking as you are. They should make you laugh and be fun to tease, but they'll also go out on a limb and make a move. Someone sweet as candy, who understands you and doesn't mind being the only two people in the room singing and dancing like that. You don't have to say anything because you're both lost in the same world. Someone who won't be scared off by your true nature, they could tell the real you all along.They'll dance with you (and only you) and share in your obsessions. Somebody ticked off the 15th graders and they're taking it out on everyone in the halls. One of them aims a waterballoon at your friend, who, unaware, is walking by with a report they need to hand in. What do you do? Call out to them, maybe they'll notice in time and this way you won't risk getting messed up. What? It's not like they'd do the same for you. Jump in front of it. No friend of yours is having their day ruined on your watch. You find a good place to watch and think of it as punishment for that time they hung up on you. You feel guilty for enjoying it this much since they were just clueless in the wrong place at the wrong time. You'll push them out of the way before it's too late, they can pay you back by letting you exaggerate the story a little when you tell people. Tell the 15th Graders to pick on someone else. You don't care if that's you. You probably can't stop them now, but you can tell someone what's going on. That way those bullies will be punished and your friend can get an extension on that report. Don't do anything. It's not your fault they didn't look out for themselves. Maybe you'll help spruce them up afterwards or find a way to get back at those losers. Good music... Lets you show off your dancing skills or think about that one person you're so into right now. Has some killer instrumentals and lines you thought were pretty cool. Has deep lyrics that really speak to you. You're the only one that gets them. The vocals are full of righteous fury. Is cool. You don't care if it has a lot of dumb sentimental lyrics it has. All it needs is a good hook, a good beat and a good gimmick. Has words that sound like your feelings so it makes terrific mood music. You might not know all the lyrics but you know it's catchy and good to dance to. Is a little number you remember from way back. It still gives you nostalgic goosebumps when they play it on the radio. Is super emotionally relatable. When they sing that song you feel like they're singing about your life in that moment and you just roll around with the player on repeat. Something that isn't your typical #1 hit or music video full of wannabes. Originality and a really good style always win you over and even make you think-sing along. Time to join a club! Which one do you pick? You're not into group activities. You don't always play nice with others. People who share the same passion and pursuit as you? Sure you'll join. You hope they'll appreciate your contribution. Maybe you'll even make some friends? You'll probably give the group a hundred and ten percent. Everyone will know you are the best team player for the best team. You have better things to do than stay at school after school. You have a life. You can't join, everyone would think you were some kind of geek. You'll have to play by all their rules and you'll lose your independence. None of the clubs they have are really your thing anyways. If it was cool enough you'd be okay with being the leader, as long as you wouldn't have to stay after school or do stuff. You're just in it for the title. You'll join, but only to get insider information. You don't plan on getting too involved. You hear some sounds coming from the wall at the back of the library. The first thing that comes to mind is... "Someone's having a secret event and they forgot to invite me!" Time to find party central and make an entrance. "Probably just maintenance checks." you make a note of it just in case. "That doesn't make any sense..." you know this school and there isn't a room there. "Scary!" you run away to tell your friends. "Someone's poking around where they shouldn't be." you get anxious and start thinking up ways to stop them finding out too many of your secrets. "Probably just some nerds who think they found a secret club room.So sad." you get out of the library before any of their geekiness rubs off on you. "Whatever, it's got nothing to do with me." you leave and hope maybe they're finally putting in that VIP bathroom spa. "That's weird..." you go up to the wall and listen. Maybe something's up. What are people saying about you that isn't true? People can't always tell when you're trying to be nice. So they think you're this terrible person or something. People act like you're self-absorbed. For their information you're saving your attention for people who actually seem like they care. People think you're reckless and can't be trusted. You don't think they even know who you are but you think they think you're boring. It kinda starts to get to you. You sometimes think some people make jokes about you being weird, but you tell yourself you just sparkle too brightly for their eyes. They think you lose your temper if someone messes with you, when what really makes you lose it is seeing someone mess with someone you care about. There's a rumour out there that you're a sellout, when you know you have your friends' backs. They think your intentions are nothing but innocent, which is good since they're positively not. A shadowy figure starts chasing you down a deserted hallway, what do you do? Shout to them that they could knock into you if they don't watch where they're going. Stand your ground and step to the side at the last second. Run to your nearest secret hiding spot. Anyone chasing you probably knows too much for your good. Try to distract them or give them small talk long enough for someone to get you out of this. Turn a corner to see if they're really after you. If they are, find help. Run screaming until they follow you outside, but hide behind the door instead and close it behind them. Ask them what they want, and if that doesn't work let him chase you down a hallway, round a corner then grab someone's skateboard and wait for impact. Keep running until they're further behind, then try sneaking into someplace dark where you can slip away. What do your friends say about your sense of humour? They say its mean, sometimes. Honestly they need to stop taking things personally. You just like getting a reaction. They usually call it immature, you think it's classic. They usually tell you to stop, but getting on people's nerves makes it that much more entertaining. Sometimes your jokes are so corny you don't understand why they make you laugh so much. But when they tell you they're not up for your sense of comedy, you tend to snap. They don't usually get to hear your jokes. You think they're pretty clever but you're usually your own audience. You don't really spend a lot of time joking around since you have drama to deal with. You can never tell whether your friends are being serious or funny. You also make people laugh when you are being serious so it's okay, right? Most of the time you tell gutter jokes and crazy stories. They don't always make sense but they crack people up. People can be confusing. One thing that you never get is... When they're judgmental about everybody else to make themselves seem superior. When they make promises or get someone's hopes up just to let them down. It's like their way of saying they don't even think you're worth the effort. When people let everything stress them out instead of just going with the flow. Its not even hard to do! Why people feel the need to act so rebellious instead of just accepting their fate and consequences. That's what you'd do. Why people want to keep their feelings a secret. Especially good feelings! Why people can be so mean to people who they don't even know, when they never did anything to them. When people can't take criticism. The world isn't going to sugarcoat it, you have to be mentally tough.