(Mystic) Alice Bower's Personality Quiz

(Mystic) Alice Bower's Personality Quiz

Here you will find out a nugget of wisdom tailored to your personality, which will guide you to success in later life.

published on January 10, 201331 responses 2

What is your star sign?

Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn

How satisfied do you feel with your sex life?

Not satisfied
Satisfied
Very satisfied

When in Nando's, which side will you usually order?

Spicy Rice
Coleslaw
Corn
Chips
None of the above

How many miles can you cover per hour at your habitual walking speed?

1/2 a mile
1 mile
2 miles
3 miles
4+ miles

Which leg do you first put through your underpants in the morning?

Left leg
Right leg

If you had to be transformed in to a mealtime, which mealtime would you be?

Breakfast
Lunch
Supper

Which is your favourite tube destination?

Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3 and 5
Cockfosters
Morden
High Barnet

If you woke up to see a ninja who was also a dwarf exposing himself above your bed, with which arm would you lunge at him?

Right arm
Left arm

How long is your pubic hair?

Less than 1cm
More than 1cm
More than 2cm

Were you born on your birthday?

No.
Yes.

Who would you vote for in an election?

Labour
Liberal Democrats
Conservatives
Other

Have you ever tried the Double M burger in Morley's?

Yes, and I liked it.
Yes, and it was horrible.
No, but I would like to.
No, and I have no intention.

What do you see in this picture?

What do you see in this picture?
A female troll nursing her young.
Angry angry eyes
A morris dancer receiving oral sex