Which Defence-Against-The-Dark-Arts Teacher Are You? Which Defence-Against-The-Dark-Arts Teacher Are You? Find out with this quiz! NeonTiger published on June 26, 201421 responses 5 4.8★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Harry: Hi everybody, we're gonna be your interviewers for today! Ron: By WE'RE you mean Hermione and me, right? Hermione: Yes, Ron. Harry: Anyway, first question: What is your best physical or mental feature? My eyes My awesome hair My ability to disguise My slyness My face! My kindness Ron: Oh! Oh! Can I ask one? Harry: Um, sure! Ron: What colour do you like? Hermione: (Sigh) PINK!! SQUEEE! Hmmm.... Blue! Black. Brown! The colour of whatever I'm wearing that day Hermione: My turn! What do you think of MLP? WTH does MLP mean? YESYESYES!!! I don't have time for stuff like that NO! Don't be an IDIOT!!! It's okay, not bad It's good or something?? Harry: Hey, I've got a question! Which movie do you like best? Ron: Um... What do you mean, 'movie'? Hermione and Harry: [facepalm] Philosopher's Stone! Chamber of Secrets! Prisoner of Azkaban! Goblet of Fire! Order of the Phoenix! Half-blood Prince/Deathly Hallows! Ron: Oh, last question before we need to go! Anyway, what is your favourite sport? Footy-o! Quidditch! Um, does sitting gloomily in my room count? (Me: No) Oh. Netball! I don't do sport Uh, what's 'sport'? Harry, Ron and Hermione: Bye! See you later! Bye Potter, Weasley, Granger, get back into bed! Goodbye!!! Tah-tah! Um, uh, bye???!!!!