Which Bad Dad Joke Are You? (1) Discover your bad dad joke personality with this hilarious quiz! Take this quiz to find out! michelle published on March 061 response 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What's brown and sticky? Chocolate A stick Poop Peanut butter 2/10 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It had a flat tire It was lazy It was drunk It was two tired 3/10 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mouse cheese Nacho cheese Cheddar Stolen cheese 4/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was made of straw Because he was funny Because he was outstanding in his field Because he was cute 5/10 What is Forrest Gump's password? Forrest35 Gump1994 Forest123 1forest1 6/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear A toothless bear A sad bear A hungry bear 7/10 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because chickens like it that way Because it's convenient Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans Because they don't need more 8/10 What do you call a fake noodle? A non-noodle An impasta A noodle imitator A fraud noodle 9/10 How do you organize a space party? You call your friends You planet You invite everyone You set time and place 10/10 Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted Because he was too lazy Because he was too shy Because he didn't like the game
