Which doomed starlet are YOU?

Which doomed starlet are YOU?

You've read about them on my blog. You know their tragic endings. But have you ever stopped to think about which man-crazed, liquor-soaked, forgotten starlet you would have been? Which doomed starlet fits your personality? Well, now is your chance to find out! Take my quiz!

published on November 02, 201247 responses 4 5.0★ / 5

Who is your perfect guy?

A billionaire who showers me with diamonds, of course!
What guy? I'm too obsessed with my career to focus on men.
A charming, outgoing businessman who moves in all the right social circles.
All men are perfect. I'll sleep with anyone.

You just got invited to a glamorous Hollywood party! What are you going to wear?

Who cares? Whatever I put on will come right off anyway.
I'm going to wear my most expensive fur coat and my shiniest diamonds!
It doesn't matter what I wear. It's not like anyone is going to notice me anyway.
I'm going to wear a gorgeous designer gown and a big, bright fake smile.

What is your favorite movie?

The Virgin Suicides
Girl, Interrupted
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Debbie Does Dallas

Uh-oh! Your boyfriend is cheating on you! What do you do?!

Run around in circles, screaming about unicorns, until the nice people come take you away.
Divorce him and take all of his money.
Sleep with his best friend. And his dad. Maybe at the same time.
Calmly walk all the way up to the roof of the Empire State Building. And then jump.

What is most important to you?


What best describes your personal life?

I haven't talked to my family in years. Or my ex-husbands.
My parents died when I was very young. I'm all alone.
I have loving parents, siblings I get along with, and children I adore.
I ran away from home to escape an abusive father. My mom only calls when she wants money.

Which of these men turns you on the most?

John F. Kennedy
Al Capone
Bill Gates
James Franco

Who is your favorite celebrity?

Kim Kardashian
Lindsay Lohan
Angelina Jolie
Meryl Streep

What is your biggest fear?


Your best friend would agree you are...