Are You A Serial Killer?

Are You A Serial Killer?

"He was so quiet!" "They seemed like a nice family!" How gullible people are! You are so much more clever! Do you have the potential to be a serial killer? Take the following quiz and find out! Is it time to take investigators for a ride?

published on October 31, 2014187 responses 17 3.4★ / 5

1. Are you a male?

1. Are you a male?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

2. Are you intelligent, at least in the "bright normal" range?

2. Are you intelligent, at least in the "bright normal" range?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

3. Did you do poorly in school, have trouble holding down a job, or work as an unskilled laborer?

3. Did you do poorly in school, have trouble holding down a job, or work as an unskilled laborer?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

4. Do you come from an unstable family?

4. Do you come from an unstable family?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

5. Were you abandoned by your father and raised by a domineering mother?

5. Were you abandoned by your father and raised by a domineering mother?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

6. Does your family have a criminal, psychiatric, and/or alcoholic history?

6. Does your family have a criminal, psychiatric, and/or alcoholic history?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

7. Do/did you hate your father and mother?

7. Do/did you hate your father and mother?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

8. Were you abused as a child -- psychologically, physically, and/or sexually -- especially by a family member?

8. Were you abused as a child -- psychologically, physically, and/or sexually -- especially by a family member?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

9. Did you spend time in an institution as a child or do you have a history of early psychiatric problems?

9. Did you spend time in an institution as a child or do you have a history of early psychiatric problems?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

10. Have you attempted suicide a number of times?

10. Have you attempted suicide a number of times?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

11. From an early age, were you interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic porn?

11. From an early age, were you interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic porn?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

12. Did you wet your bed beyond the age of twelve?

12. Did you wet your bed beyond the age of twelve?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

13. Do you have a history of pyromania?

13. Do you have a history of pyromania?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!

14. As a child, were you sadistic in any way or did you torment small creatures?

14. As a child, were you sadistic in any way or did you torment small creatures?
Yes
No
Yes…no…maybe…Oh, I don't know!
You'll have to ask Eddie! He is here! He lives in my eardrum!