CAN YOU SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

CAN YOU SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

This will choose how long you will survive in the zombie apocalypse. AA12? :)

published on September 23, 2012591 responses 24 4.6★ / 5

Ok your story to restore the world BEGINS. NOW.
Inventory: Berreta,4x Molotov Cocktail,2x Morphine,Unlimited First Aid (Heals 50% Health).

Your friend sees a hospital and says: Let's investigate this hospital. You say:

Let's go. (Go to the hospital to scout)
... (Ignore him)
I'll just stay here. (Stay in position)
*sigh* Okay. (Answer him)
WHAT? (Taking Berreta.. Pressing the sucide button.
*BOOM* Friend: WTF!?!?

You and your friend go into the hospital but a walker heard our footsteps. So.... *SLOW MOTION*

KILL THAT (You seen the walker first before you and
you warned your friend so you saved him from that
walker)!
Calm down! (Shoot the walker)
AIYAHH! (Save him with karate)
Doesn't matter. (Hide and let your friend die)
WUT? *BOOM*

You and your friend then find a huge pile of supplies.
Your friend said:Let's take these! You say:

They're the other survivor's supplies. We should not
take them. (Reject the supplies)
HELL YEAH!
Let's take half of them.
Let's take quarter of them.
Let's take 1/8 of them.

Then you and your friend is going home. Going home, bandits interrupted the way and shot your friend in the stomach with a M9. You only have 3 bullets left and there are 10 bandits. You..

Sucide.
Raise hands up in the air (Surrender)
RUN AWAY!
F*CK THEM. (Kill them all)
Join them.

After finishing them, you find out your friend is just unconscious. You take him to your school, which is barely populated. You..

Heal him with your first aid. (Save his life)
Bring him to the principal's bed. (Save his life but needs
3 days to fully recover)
Treat him with medicine. (In the school clinic and needs
2 days to become conscious and 5 days to recover
from his stomach wound)
Keep him in the school. (Will be conscious in 5 hrs but
needs a month to recover completely)
Kill him. But close your eyes. Maybe he's infected.
Then cry.

He's conscious now. Your friend said: I owe my life to you. You say..

You're welcome, as always.
Doesn't matter. Good thing you are alive.
Phew.
Good for you!
YEAH! *BOOM*

Your friend said: WE need to KILL those F***ING BANDITS! You say:

YEP!
F*CK THEM!
CHARGE!
YOUR TOO INSANE! *BOOM*
WTF? *BOOM*

You and your friend seek revenge. But you neither your friend know their hideout. But your friend said: I hear noises. I think other survivors are attacking their hideout. Or I think they just wander to find things such as food, supplies,etc. You say:

Let's help these people to justice against the bandits.
Maybe they will also combine with who that is attacking
the bandit camp so they ensure that there is NO more
bandits.
ATTACK!
Sneak attack!
Let's ignore the others. Just sprint to the bandit leader
and KILL him!
F*CK ME. *BOOM*

In the battle, you were shot in the torso. You were bleeding so bad you couldn't stand up. You say:

HELP ME! IT HURTS!
JUST SHOOT! CALM DOWN! I CAN CRAWL, AT LEAST.
(Shoot the bandits while getting stunned in the
ground)
NOOO! *BOOM* NOOO! *BOOM* (You served as a
distraction to the bandits but become unconscious)
*Do nothing*
SUCIDE

6 hours later, the battle ended and the friendly survivors convinced everyone to become one group. They have a fort. It have a hospital. They saved your life. 1 person is in charge of the casualties of the battle and her name was Mc Vinney. She's a doctor before all this happened, she's a hospital owner. She owned this hospital. She said: Finally you're conscious! What hurt you in the battle? You say:

A shot in the torso. (Honest)
A stab on the back. (Lie)
A slap on the face. (Lie)
A fist on the head. (Lie)
I seem to forgot... I can't tell you what happened.
(Lie)

She said: Doesn't matter what killed ya, but let's sleep. It's 8 hours since we team up with everyone, including your friend. You say:

RrrZzz
Yep.
You.. You know my friend?
Do I sleep in the hospital tonight?
Of course.

Tomorrow, you woke up. Feeling a bit unsettled, you find Mc Vinney lying on the floor. She took your gun because she don't want the hospital to be dirty. After finding her husband, Mc Detty, have a M1 Carbine. Mc Detty seems to be dead, and Mc Vinney also seems to be dead. You found your friend sitting willinglessly on the fence. He was critically injured. And you are still not 100% fine. You have a little time to bring him to your hospital room. You said:

Let's go!
I can save your life... Once again.
*gasps*
ARE YOU DEAD?
COMMON!

You heard a screaming sound. "Just go to my hospital room! It is number 54!" You ran to the screaming sound. It is Mc Vinney's and Mc Detty's son! His name is Mc Vinndett! He is held hostage by the bandits. The bandits seek revenge too. You..

Kill the bandits. (18 bandits and 30 M1 carbine ammo)
FISTY FISTY TIME! (Lose 18% health and 1
bandit=1% health and you have 45% health
RUN AWAY LIKE A BI*CH!
Surrender.
SUCIDE

After saving him, he said: Thanks. I would be their slave if you haven't heard my scream.
You say..

I heard that scream. How old are you?
Ok.
Well..
Nice scream right there.
GOOD FOR YOU! *BOOM*

Let's get away from this place, you said. I need to get my friend. stay close to me, ok?
Okay. he said. WRAAGGH! Ok. I need to rescue my friend, okay?
Okay! He-e-l-l-pp-p m-m-m-e-e-e....

HEY! FRICKIN BANDITS! (15 bandits and 12 M1
Carbine ammo)
HA-TCHAAH!
FINISH HIM!
:( Surrender
Sucide

Finally... We was evacuated.

HELL YEAH!
I WANT TO STAY!