Are you ready for a dog? Take this test if you are a dog lover and you want to get a dog to see if you are ready for one. maya84760 published on September 11, 2012241 responses 13 4.3★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Your dog has ''an accident'' on the rug, you.... Freak out and hit him/her! Clean up and pretend nothing happened. Tell him/her a firm ''NO''! Do you have time to train him/her? Time? Time is my middle name! Between, piano, archery and homework, I might be able to fit somthing in! Time? What is time? It must be something I don't have!! Your new friend just arrived at home! You see that.... Chocolate and chips and magasines are spread out on the floor! You have everything set up! Everything needs to be perfect for your pooch! Your house is spotless but you forgot the bowls(for food and drink), bed, leash and collar! How much free-time do you have? None. I am never at home. All the time in the world! I travel once every two years but for long periods of time! I go places often, but not for very long or very far away! Do you exercise much? Yes! I go for jogs all the time! No! I am a lazy couch potatoe! The sun burns my eyes! I have a steady balance between inside and outside. I exercise sometimes but I mostly stay inside and read or watch TV! What should you do when naming them? By the way, you have to name him/her something that you would be OK with saying in public! Something cute like Nutmeg but not to cute, like FluffyBum! Name them something that sounds like:stop, come here, fetch or no! Something totally stupid, like PrincessUnicorn or JellyOctopus!