Are you a Brown Coat, or not? See how well you know the crew of Serenity. Get all the answers correct, and you earn the right to call yourself a brown coat. Get them wrong and you are reaver food. canaille published on August 26, 20127 responses 0 3.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Who wrote the series Firefly? Tim Burton Steven King Joss Whedon. What is Inara's occupation? Ambassador. Human Resources. Companion. Why does River want to go to Miranda? To go shopping at the mall. Expose the truth about Reavers. Because the Alliance told her to. Simon left a promising career as a what? Dentist Teacher Doctor How do Malcolm and Zoe know each other? They dated years ago. They were in a war together. Malcolm hired her to work on his ship. How did Kaylee come to be on the ship? She was having sex with the ships mechanic. She was a paying tourist who never left. She's Malcolm's little sister. How did Book pay for his passage? Shared canned goods and fresh fruits and veggies. He paid a lot of money. He didn't. He was already part of the crew. What is the name of Jane's favorite gun? Vera Tellulah Mary What is Wash's job? Mechanic Pilot Cook Who is Serenity? A space ship. A woman. My mother.