Which Jeff Dunham character are you?

Which Jeff Dunham character are you?

Like Jeff Dunham, ever wondered if you act like an old man, or a Jalapeno on a stick? well, no you can find out and EVERYONE from Jeff's show s included (except Jeff)

published on July 21, 2012841 responses 7 3.0★ / 5

On a friday night, what are you doing?

On a friday night, what are you doing?
Trying to annoy people
Hating all the kids
Studying
Partying with the ladies
Just sitting there, I might do something fun, but wait, someone's annoying me, time for some payback
Making fun of people, then making jokes about whats wrong wit them
I might do something, but I might reveal my secret
Wonder wether to make fun of people of get with some girls

There's a killer on the loose, and you see the killer across the street, what do you do?

There's a killer on the loose, and you see the killer across the street, what do you do?
Yelling at him HEY, GO AWAY
Find an explosive, and trow it at him
Calling the cops
Yelling HETY DUDE, EITHER GO AWAY OR GET IN HERE AND PARTY
hiding upstairs, I don't want him knowing ANYTHING about me
Yelling out stuff wrong with him, making fun of him
Running after him, possibly with a gun pointing at him
He'll go away eventually, I'm safe

One of your relatives is having a wedding, and your invited, what do you do?

One of your relatives is having a wedding, and your invited, what do you do?
Not going, I hate my family
I'm Going, Weddings mean BIG PARTIES
Might go, might be fireworks, and it sort of depends on the relative
I'll go, nice a slow, sort of like me
I'm going, I might get to help
Maybe, gives me a chance to make fun of people
Probably, Party, I might get to help decorate, sounds fun
As long as I don't have to say much

A dog is chewing something of your up, what do you do?

A dog is chewing something of your up, what do you do?
Keep yelling at the dog until it drops my stuff
Well, I guess it can have it, I'M TERRIFIED OF DOGS
Confuse the dog until it gives up and drops it
Just wait for it to drop it
Look at the dog weird, poke it, confuse it until it gives it back
well, the dog can't spread info, I'll try and take my stuff back
Get the dog so excited it gets tired and drops my stuff
Nicely tell the dog "Drop it" if that doesn't work, try to take it out, with my SUPER STRENGTH

Your asleep, what are you dreaming about?

Your asleep, what are you dreaming about?
Everyone leaving me ALONE
PARTY AT STAR BUCKS
Blowing stuff up
Trowing a great party I planned out
Just a normal day, maybe visiting Mexico
doing everything right, saving the day from terrorists that play checkers
Letting everyone be able to like my secrets
Being a great comedian, just for making fun of anyone I know or see

Someone insulted you, what do you do?

Someone insulted you, what do you do?
Plot revenge quietly
Tell them they're not invited to your awesome party
Make fun of EVERYTHING about them
Trow your coffee in their face
Tell them to shut up
Say a REALLY good comeback, or insult back
Walk away, think about what you should do next time
Walk away, thinking about if they know anything else about you

Someone in your family has sadly died, what do you do?

Someone in your family has sadly died, what do you do?
Eh
Feel really bad you never told them much
Feel really bad, put together a sad goodbye party
Cry, think about them every night
Feel bad, blow a firework up saying "R.I.P *family member name*"
Stop partying for 1 day
Feel bad, just stay in the house for a few days
Think about how funny it is that your alive and they're not

They cancelled your favorite show, what do you do?

They cancelled your favorite show, what do you do?
I don't care
Throw a party in the theme of the show
groan a little bit, flip trough the channels for something else
Oh well, Star Bucks can fix anything
Oh well, there's other shows
I didn't really watch it anyways
Make fun of how the actors/actresses quit and go on to really bad shows
Eh, explosions keep me entertained

Your going on a trip, what do you pack?

Your going on a trip, what do you pack?
Nothing, I'm not going
Fireworks
Coffee, some party stuff
Just what I need
Party stuff
I don't really need anything
a notebook and pen, to write down some good jokes
A diary

You broke your leg, what do you do?

You broke your leg, what do you do?
Oh well, gives people a reason to leave me alone
NOOO, I can't go to Star Bucks anymore NOO
Awww, well, at least I get "get well" presents
I don't have any legs, I'm on a STEEK
Wel, another day my secrets are safe, and I get presents
Now people are gonna make fun of me, great
I'm already dead, and this isn't helping
I get a "get well" party, maybe this isn't that bad.

You just got a new Ipod, whats the 1st song you get?

You just got a new Ipod, whats the 1st song you get?
Party Rock
nothing, I don't like music
Firework
Mariachi Music
any Rock "n" Roll
Trough the Ghost
Sexy and I Know it
Last Friday Night

Pick a number (this does effect your result, don't kill me)

Pick a number (this does effect your result, don't kill me)
72
48
0
5
4
12
1,000,000
13

Last question, who do you hope you get?

Last question, who do you hope you get?
Achmed (I KILL YOU)
Walter ( Shut Up)
Peanut (NEEEOOW)
Jose` Jalapeno (on a STEEK)
Little Jeff
Achmed Jr.
Sweet Daddy D
Melvin The Superhero (da dada daaa)