Are you a douche? How to tell if people think you're a douche bag. Sometimes you aren't sure. Shawnsen published on May 01, 201238 responses 5 4.1★ / 5 Questions in vertical order If you had $70 000 to buy a vehicle, what would you buy? A chromed- out Hummer A pre-owned Lamborghini If you see a good looking girl from across the room, you... Go over and introduce yourself Yell "hey hottie" at her. You're getting dressed to go out for the day. You choose: A black tank top and a fedora with faded designer jeans. A t shirt and jeans with a baseball cap. You buy a dog with a purpose to... Scare people so they think you're tough Motivate you to go running Typical tweet you would post would be: "Hey everybody come out to my place tonight for a bonfire!" Twitter is gay. "Just finished up at the gym, gonna go grab some beers and hot chicks and get hammered." What is your favourite alcoholic beverage? Jagerbombs. A pint of Guinness Smirnoff Ice.