Which of the Four Children are you? Out of the four children during the Passover seder (Wise, Wicked, Simple, and the One who doesn't Know how to Ask) which are you most similar to? laffytaffy38 published on April 18, 201272 responses 0 2.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order What might you ask if you see matzah on a plate? How does matzah represent freedom and slavery at the same time? Why do we even have to eat this? Let's just get to the real meal! What is this again? I vaguely remember it from before... Yum, tastes like a cracker. What might you be doing while the Seder takes place? Texting my friends, checking my nails, complaining, and fixing my split ends. Sitting their bored. In the other room with the other younger children whose parents had to take them out Studying the book, and following along with the adults What is your favorite thing to eat during the seder? I normally just eat the brisket and potatoes they put out. I don't normally have time to eat, I am so into the story, that I am studying it even more! I eat EVERYTHING! This is the only reason I sit through that boring thing. Normally, after I take my helping, there's no more for anyone else! I ate before while the seder was going on. My mom got whatever was out for me. What do you do after the meal is over? Well, I eat earlier so I'm normally back to playing with the younger kids! (I am barely in the Seder!) I go upstairs to my computer to chat with my friends. I normally fall asleep after that I sit and wait I come back and sing prayers with my family. I study each of the prayers! What do you do when you see the other children at the Seder? Ignore them. They are losers. I have better people to talk with like my friends. I sit and stare at them I would love to get to know them but I have to participate during the Seder! I normally don't talk to them. I normally hang out with the younger kids anyway! What is your favorite part of the Seder? Leaving. Stealing other people's food! Mwahaha! I don't know! There are so many fun and interesting things! Playing barbies with the toddlers! Do you sing the four questions? I normally am in another room! I don't know how to sing it anyway. I normally back out of it. EMBARRASSING! No way. Like I wanna sing stuff in Hebrew. Even though I am not the youngest, I normally offer to do it! At what points do you leave during the seder? Never I'm always in a different room! Whenever my mom's not looking I'll slip out to pee I leave quite often to get a break of the boringness. What's your most asked question? When's it over? When's the food coming out!? I don't know, I ask a lot. Can I play with that barbie now? If you see marror, what do you say? ... Are there any other vegetable or foods that could represent the bitterness? What's the big deal about eating marror? Now that we're all free, why remember the bad times? Hmmm, whats that again? Do you keep Passover? Pretty much I eat whatever my mommy gives me, so ask her Nah, I went to the movies with my friends and got popcorn and Oreo ice cream Of course! Silly question! What do you say when leaving the seder? I had wonderful time! Now, hold on, how did you make your wonderful roasted potatoes? Bye. Thanks! I'm tired Let's get outta here! I needa wake up early for a soccer game!