What's Your Redneck Name?

What's Your Redneck Name?

Ever wonder what you'd be called had you been born in the sticks? Don't take this too seriously, y'all. I don't hate country folk, heck... I'm a redneck myself. So let's just kick back and have some fun!

published on January 178 responses 0 5.0★ / 5

Howdy! Pick yerself a color...

barn Red
bonnie Blue
corncob Yellow
camo Green
pig Pink
cotton White
bonfire Orange
ribeye Brown
blackberry Black
buckshot Silver
whiskey Fireworks
Purple (with a drawl)

Pick a word to sum ya up...

The-Best
Dunce
Clever
Gorgeous
Strong
Frisky
Tempermental
Reserved
Respected
Wild

Where's the best place to spend an afternoon?

At Wal-Mart
Down by the Crick
At the Bar
At the Church
In bed
In my truck
On the front yard couch
At Cook Out
Anywhere
No where

Pick one word to describe your appearance...

Tall
Sturdy
Fluffy
Short
Scrawny
Buck toothed
Curly haired
Tattooed
Freckled
Who cares?

Which is the best name for a horse?

Horse
Giddy-Up
Nay-Nay
Sir/Lady Galloper
Shotgun
Baby
Boomer
Chevy
Destiny
Bingo

Almost done! Now, what sounds like the best idea for supper?

Bar-B-Q & baby back ribs
Some kind of
soup/stew/chowder
Whatever mama's fixin'
Skittles and pringles
Popcorn and a fizzy drink
Pancakes
Some type of salad
Chinese food
Pineapple pizza
TV dinner

Lastly, are you a guy or a gal?

Gal
Guy
Don't matter