What's Your Redneck Name?

What's Your Redneck Name?

Ever wonder what you'd be called had you been born in the sticks? Don't take this too seriously, y'all. I don't hate country folk, heck... I'm a redneck myself. So let's just kick back and have some fun!

published on January 17, 201816 responses 2
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Howdy! Pick yerself a color...

barn Red
bonnie Blue
corncob Yellow
camo Green
pig Pink
cotton White
bonfire Orange
ribeye Brown
blackberry Black
buckshot Silver
whiskey Fireworks
Purple (with a drawl)
2/7

Pick a word to sum ya up...

The-Best
Dunce
Clever
Gorgeous
Strong
Frisky
Tempermental
Reserved
Respected
Wild
3/7

Where's the best place to spend an afternoon?

At Wal-Mart
Down by the Crick
At the Bar
At the Church
In bed
In my truck
On the front yard couch
At Cook Out
Anywhere
No where
4/7

Pick one word to describe your appearance...

Tall
Sturdy
Fluffy
Short
Scrawny
Buck toothed
Curly haired
Tattooed
Freckled
Who cares?
5/7

Which is the best name for a horse?

Horse
Giddy-Up
Nay-Nay
Sir/Lady Galloper
Shotgun
Baby
Boomer
Chevy
Destiny
Bingo
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Almost done! Now, what sounds like the best idea for supper?

Bar-B-Q & baby back ribs
Some kind of
soup/stew/chowder
Whatever mama's fixin'
Skittles and pringles
Popcorn and a fizzy drink
Pancakes
Some type of salad
Chinese food
Pineapple pizza
TV dinner
7/7

Lastly, are you a guy or a gal?

Gal
Guy
Don't matter