Which Simpsons character are you?

Which Simpsons character are you?

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

published on January 21, 201252 responses 12 3.0★ / 5

Is everything coming up YOU?

No, you just got hit in the groin by a football..
No chief.

Do you have a last name?

Nope. I'm like Cher.
Thats all I'm known by!

Do you have a job?

I'm too old.
I'm too young.

What do you get hit by?

"Most wanted" squad
Chiefs insults.
A ball.

Is anyone gay for you?

No ones gay for you.
"All signs point to yes!"
"Hmm.. must've sprung up over night"

What do you often break?

My tolerance
My glasses
My spirits/cane