Which Simpsons character are you? First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women... KaVikki published on January 21, 201250 responses 12 3.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Is everything coming up YOU? Yes! No, you just got hit in the groin by a football.. No chief. Do you have a last name? Nope. I'm like Cher. Thats all I'm known by! Yes. What do you often break? My tolerance My glasses My spirits/cane Is anyone gay for you? No ones gay for you. "All signs point to yes!" "Hmm.. must've sprung up over night" What do you get hit by? "Most wanted" squad Chiefs insults. A ball. Do you have a job? I'm too old. I'm too young. Yes.