Which Simpsons character are you?

Which Simpsons character are you?

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

published on January 21, 2012264 responses 12 3.2★ / 5

Do you have a last name?

Nope. I'm like Cher.
Thats all I'm known by!
Yes.

What do you get hit by?

"Most wanted" squad
Chiefs insults.
A ball.

What do you often break?

My tolerance
My glasses
My spirits/cane

Is everything coming up YOU?

Yes!
No, you just got hit in the groin by a football..
No chief.

Do you have a job?

I'm too old.
I'm too young.
Yes.

Is anyone gay for you?

No ones gay for you.
"All signs point to yes!"
"Hmm.. must've sprung up over night"