Which Simpsons character are you? First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women... KaVikki published on January 21, 2012264 responses 12 3.2★ / 5 Questions in vertical order What do you often break? My tolerance My glasses My spirits/cane What do you get hit by? "Most wanted" squad Chiefs insults. A ball. Is everything coming up YOU? Yes! No, you just got hit in the groin by a football.. No chief. Is anyone gay for you? No ones gay for you. "All signs point to yes!" "Hmm.. must've sprung up over night" Do you have a last name? Nope. I'm like Cher. Thats all I'm known by! Yes. Do you have a job? I'm too old. I'm too young. Yes.