Zombie survival test Do you want kind of person you would be in an apocalypse? Take this test and find out! Michael.Eaton published on November 05, 201181 responses 20 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/20 You're sitting in your home, and you just realize their's a zombie behind your door! What do you do? Take a gun from my convienient weapon stache and see to it that the zombie has a nice death. Run to my kitchen and grab a knife and throw it through the window and into the zombies face! Jump out the window! Open the window and start beating the crap out of the crap out of the zombie! You take what you need and open the door and sneak behind it and run away. Make an efficient chain reaction out of household objects and end it with a sweet knife to the face Open the loose floor board and take the machete and start stabbing it. 2/20 You're on a high way scavenging for food and whatnot and find a gun and a glass shard and some tubing, what do you do? Take the gun and with the glass and tubing make a scope and store in your backpack. Take the gun and throw it at a zombie and take the glass shard and use it for a blade! Take the gun and Shoot every zombie around you so you can eat your dang toast in peace! make a scope out of the glass and attach it to the gun and target practice on headlights a mile away. Pick up the gun and shoot yourself. "Why won't it end!" Punch the glass and take the gun and run into an unsuspecting horde of zombies! Take the tubing and attach two metal balls(Don't laugh)to the ends of it and use it as a weapon. 3/20 You come across a small group of survivors and see them fighting off a horde, what do you do? Assist them with your mad sniping skills and then join their group Run away Take out your giant machine gun and light them zombies up! Take out your shapened metal boomerang and start killing. Kill the survivors and take their stuff, then kill the zombies with their own weapons Approach the survivors and say you have you a plan, then assign each one to a special job and then declare yourself the "brains of the group." (Pun!) jump onto the zombies heads and run to the zombies target, then throw what what you don't need to the survivors and run away. 4/20 How accurate are you with guns? I don't shoot guns and I never will! What do you think? (holding a sniper rifle) Not very, I don't really care though. The exact opposite of accurate I rarely do, but when I do, I'm extremely accurate. It depends on the situation I don't use guns, only knives. What's a gun? 5/20 Where would you "hide" during the zombie apocalypse? Hide? In an open area... in a solitary confinement cell A bunker with a "sniping nest" Everywhere In my knife-filled safehouse. A small shed with maximum security that I designed. 6/20 What are you best at? Killing... Origami... Machine guns and missiles Sniping. Chemistry. With the right materials, I could create a cure! Acrobatics and dramatic silence... Knives None of the above 7/20 You come across a city of survivors, what do you do? kill all the zombies around the town Take shelter their for the rest of your life. Be the one man sniper defense system Meet up with the scientists and tell them "I can help..." Sneak through the defense system and see if there's anyone you can help. Ask the mayor to put you on the front lines with just a knife and some snacks! See if there's any way you can get extra guns from the town. Trade with them and make something useful out of the items you got. 8/20 What would your diet be during the zombie apocalypse? Carrots and water potato chips, pop, and some fruit here and there Anything I want Fruit, vegetables and some cake. Any food I find in good condition Any food that can be sliced! Energy bars and my own muscle stimulating chemical 9/20 What would be your primary travel vehicle? motorized sled. Motorcycle Feet! Hummer scooter Motor cycle mounted with chainsaws (Slicycles) car. 10/20 How fast could you run from a zombie horde? I don't run, I kill... As fast as I can untill there gone! run? Run untill I find a vehicle. Like a ninja! Run away with knives in my hand, just in case... Be an epic rhymer and run 'till I find a gun 11/20 What do you stay away from? Close range combat Hospitals Large masculin zombies zombies! Anything other than guns or zombies Guns, I only use knives... I love knives nothing! 12/20 What is you're preferred weapon? Missile launchers and machine guns Nothing! Everything! Snipers and Semi-automatic guns Staffs and Dart shooters Chemical loaded guns KNIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 13/20 You're flying over the ocean in a plane and you realize there's a zombie on board. What do you do? pick it up and throw it out the door Start punching it in the face until it's face comes off of his face Break a glass and stab it a countless amount of times. Take out the tray from the neighboring seat and throw it and throw it and cut his head off. Trip it and let all the luggage fall on him. Jump out the door! Flip him and while he's on the ground, let all the luggage on him 14/20 What's your favorite gun out of the following? Machete M72-LAW FN FAL M21 EBR or PSG1. M60 M1911 colt None of the above 15/20 You find yourself cold and hungry in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, you spot a nearby diner. You walk inside to get food, where would you look first? Blow everything up, then find food. In the shelves and cuphoard Scout the area then cook yourself a nice dinner. Food? I would run into the kitchen, close the doors and hold a knife in my hands The storage closet, duh!! Everywhere! The place where you cut food... I love knives... 16/20 Which of these traits do you have? Intelligence, something that you, narrator, seem to be lacking! B.A.edness. Accuracy. Awesomeness... a degree in knifology. Agility. None of the above. 17/20 You're sitting in your apartment and see a zombie and you're all like "Oh my god a zombie!" You have these "weapons" around you;Old recordWine glassHangunSteak knifeand a coincidental bottle of acid.What do you use? Steak knife Hangun Old record to slice his head off! Throw the wine at him and run! Coincidental acid! Chemicals are the best My fists... My matial arts skills! 18/20 What does 2+2 equal?!?! What? Fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4! It's 4! It's totally 4! Ummmmmmmmm... is it... 4? 22. What does this have to do with the zombie apocalypse? 4. 19/20 You're in forest at night for some reason and a zombie pops out of nowhere! On a scale of 1-10 How scared would you be? Ummmmm... 1... yeah... totally 1 2! -1000! 6... or 7. But 6. No 7. I'll just go with 5. 8 10... minus 10! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! 4, Yeah that's right, some of you are denyinng it but it's the truth! 20/20 Finally... if you cured or destroyed the zombie apocalypse and the government or remainder of it gave you $1,000,000,000,000... What would you do? Buy ammo, a mansion, tons and tons of guns, video games and some skittles. Guns,guns,guns and gun accessories. Chemicals, Chemistry stuff, and a few board games Ask some scientists to genetically engineer a pop tart cat and teach it to sing nyan cat over, and over, and over again. And a really cool computer. Another trillion dollars! Knives, knives, knives and some hot chocolate!! It was cold during the apocalypse! We need to warm up! Buy my life back and get some nice computers and video game consoles!
