What flavour cactus are you?

What flavour cactus are you?

Do you ever lie awake at night thinking "What is it that makes doorknobs so slippery?" or the usual "Why are pandas so hipster?". Well, that's about to stop. Take a moment out of your day to take this quiz to find out the most important question of all time: What flavour cactus you are.

published on May 03, 201464 responses 4 5.0★ / 5

WHat's your favourite colour?

WHat's your favourite colour?
Radical Carrot
Blood Orange
Egg Yolk Yellow
Anaconda Green
Iggle Piggle Blue
Prussian Blue
Perrper Purple
Oliver's Vagina Pink
Makka Pakka Brown
Greg Lestrade Black
Ariel's Dad White
Crazy-Ass Rainbow
Red white and blue this is aMERICA BABY

What's Your Favourite Song?

What's Your Favourite Song?
Oh, What A Night
The sound of the Skinny Moo Mixer
Pants as my window blinds
PONPONPON
Green Anaconda
Farmer Joe
You Spin Me Right Round

Which is the best website?

Which is the best website?
MeatSpin
SexualOfficeSuppliesDotCam
ThePizzaIsAggressive
ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLife
John'sFaceCaterpillar

Who is this?

Who is this?
Stacy from Stacy's P a n t y Emporium
PoLaNd
A bagel
Some weird guy who obviously has issues
Farmer jOE
Uncle Darrel
Grandma Boat

How do you choke a spoon?

How do you choke a spoon?
With Adelef Hitler
With a fork
By using HowToBasic to learn
Do you still have the nAKED KITTENS?

Which is better?

Which is better?
Farmer Joe
Uncle Darrel