What teen are you? Answer honestly, and you'll finally have an identity you can stick to. lassooftruth published on October 17, 201153 responses 5 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/7 A friend falls over crying and embarrasses you completely, do you: Laugh, as long as you fit in. Lean over and make out with the poor fuck. Roll your eyes at the stupidity of everyone else. Plug in your earphones and ignore the situation. Laugh at the baby. Help him/her up. Walk away. Cheer. You didn't fall instead. Watch. 2/7 Okay, so it's your choice of food, what do you get? Pizza and Red Bull. Rice. Just rice. Salad. KFC. Doritos. Chocolate. A hot dog without a bun. Burger and fries. Whatever everyone else's getting. 3/7 What shop must you go to without fail? Sports shop. The clothes place no-one else go's. The sex shop. The cheapest place possible. The music and film place. Charity shop. Book shop. Game shop. All of them. 4/7 Friday night, no friends, just you and the world, what do you do? Work out. Masturbate. Cry. Play Call of Duty. Read comics. Read. Rap. Listen to music. Watch TV. 5/7 If you could choose, how would you die? Suicide. Drown. In Hospital. An STD. In a war. Head explosion. Shot to death. In bed surrounded by fat grandchildren. Don't care. 6/7 What kind of film would you prefer to watch? Football film. Rom Com. Independent. Biography about your idol. Gangster. Documentary. Porn. War. Indie. 7/7 What would you prefer to work as? Technician. Doctor. Rock-star, Porn star. Lighthouse keeper. MacDonald's. Secretary. Sports player. Writer.