Which S-Chord Are You?

Which S-Chord Are You?

With the upcoming semester show Friday, April 18. It's important to know which of the S-Chords you are, and who you will cheer loudest for.

published on April 12, 2014110 responses 0

You're stranded on a desert island. What one possession do you have with you?

My iPhone
An apple
My dignity
My cricket bat

How do you seduce a woman?

Poop jokes
Wash her dishes
Watch Project Runway with her
Talk about fake childhood dreams
Make her laugh

What is on the wall in your room?

Marilyn Monroe
Snarky comment posters
EVERY color of the rainbow

Who is your hero?

King Kong
Henry S. Drinker
Bear Grylls
Walt Disney
Larry Bird
Whoever can make me laugh the hardest
Marie Curie

What are you going to be when you grow up?

Winner of a Nobel Prize in chemistry
Walt Disney
A doctor, of course
Inmate convicted of arson

What is your drink of choice?

English Breakfast Tea
Ice cold water
The blood of my enemies
I don't care, as long as it's ridiculously sweet
Anything I mix myself
Orange Juice and vodka, hold the vodka

Where do you go on vacation?

Grandma's house
Brazil for the World Cup
Anywhere but Natick

If you were a candy bar, what would you be?

A steaming turd
Curried chocolate
Sour Patch Kid
Which ever is most West Coast and Jewish
Whatever the lady wants

What do you wear with your overalls during a performance?

Bow tie
Duck hat
Lucky t-shirt
Something sexy

How late are you to rehearsal?

I don't show up
30 minutes early
I haven't checked my email
After fencing
I show up early to queue up good youtube videos

Saturday night, you can find me...

In the sci-li
Super high
Doing homework
Depends on the weekend, because orgo...
Deep in the heart of Maine's most rugged woods

What movie describes your life?

Glory Road
Slumdog Millionaire
Shrek 2
Into the Wild
The Departed
Mr. Bean
Nacho Libre
Larkin Love sucks a big cockk or Star Wh0res: Return of the Jizzz. I can't decide.

How many times do we have to go over your part before you learn it?

Don't teach me, I'm percing
I arranged it...
I don't know it, and I don't plan on learning it
Play it for me once, and I'm good to go
A week or two
I moan
I never learn my part correctly
I'm perfectly capable of singing my part, but I think it would sound better if I made this one change...
We sing?

What's your favorite S-chords song?

Viva la Haverford
Some Nights
Leave Your Hat On
Accidentally in Love
Afternoon Delight
Wagon Wheel
Obsessed With You
I don't know any S-Chords songs
Any song I can perc to

Which other member of the S-chords do you have a crush on?

everyone in the group
Dan Gordon
The Humtones

How do you laugh?

Choking bird
Like Popcorn

What do you buy at the store?

Hair product
Lighter fluid
Icy hot
Vermont maple syrup