Who is your Creepypasta boyfriend?

Who is your Creepypasta boyfriend?

Ever wanted to know who your Creepypasta boyfriend would be? Ever fantasised about going out with a madman/serial killer? Are you a creepy fangirl/fanboy with nothing better to do? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this quiz is for you.

published on March 18, 20142798 responses 79 4.8★ / 5

Sorry, but I have to ask this - what is your favourite colour?

Sorry, but I have to ask this - what is your favourite colour?
Red, just like blood!
Black! No, wait, white! No, wait... both!
Blue... kinda dark blue.
Orange.
Do we really have to go through with this?
Green.
Red or orange... preferably red, but orange as well!

What is your favourite item of clothing?

What is your favourite item of clothing?
Hoodie!
Hmm... I like fancy dress, so... clown suit!
A mask. It can hide who you really are, yet it can say everything about you,
Goggles! They rule.
A tuxedo. They look smart and sophisticated.
Hmm... a tunic... or a hat.
I don't have time for clothes!

What is your weapon of choice?

What is your weapon of choice?
A knife!
My own creepiness.
Whatever the Hell it takes to remove a human kidney.
Hatchets... unconventional, but deadly.
My arms and hands.
My ghost...
My teeth and claws!

You encounter someone sitting on a bench, crying. What do you do to cheer them up?

You encounter someone sitting on a bench, crying. What do you do to cheer them up?
I avenge them.
I give them candy!
If removing their kidney counts as cheering 'em up, then I remove their kidney.
Hmm... I'd tell them that they're not alone, because I have problems too.
I'm not really the sort of person who cheers people up.
I offer to play Legend Of Zelda all day long!
I spread the word so everyone can help them!

Are you enjoying the quiz so far?

Are you enjoying the quiz so far?
Yeah, I sure am! Hahahaha!
Yeah, it's sweet!
It's almost as good as removing a human kidney! ALMOST.
Yeah, I sure - TIC! - am! Sorry, I love it so much, it's making me twitch in excitement!
Meh. S'okay, I s'pose.
No, you shouldn't have made this quiz. You shouldn't have done that.
Aww, Hell yeah! I'ma gonna spread the word!

OK, cool! Now, what is your favourite hair colour?

OK, cool! Now, what is your favourite hair colour?
Black! Just jet-black!
Black, but with a bit of shine to it.
Brown is pretty cool, I suppose.
I like mousy brown!
Please. Hair is for losers.
Blond.
Black and red!

Favourite hair style?

Favourite hair style?
Long and straight!
Kinda long, but choppy.
Meh... I don't really know, to be honest.
Kinda long, and fluffy!
Like I said, hair is for losers.
I like a middle parting.
All over the place!

Favourite food?

Favourite food?
I'm not really sure... something sharp-tasting.
CAN-DAYYYY!
Kidney beans.
No idea!
I don't really eat...
Nuts! No, wait, seeds!
Dog food!

We have reached the end of the quiz! How do you feel?

We have reached the end of the quiz! How do you feel?
Aww, over already!?
Meh, I got lotsa candy to eat, anyways.
Meh. Indifferent.
It was pretty good!
Do I look like I care?
Finally!
Aww, it was awesome though! I'll spread the word about this here quiz.

Byeeee!

Byeeee!
Byeeee!
Goodbye!
Bye... for now.
Well, bye, I guess!
Bye.
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Byesies!