Which Chaos God are you?! Find out here which Chaos God you are through a series of simple questions! Ravecat published on September 18, 2011439 responses 1 2.3★ / 5 Questions in vertical order If somebody was annoying you to the point that you could no longer bear it, what would you do? Kill them brutally and cover yourself in their blood. Spread with them diseases to slowly whittle away their health and sanity. Come up with a convuluted plan that ends in the death of everyone they love. Rape their signficant other until they love you. What is your most favoured trait? Strength Love Intelligence Beauty What is the best way to react to somebody insulting you? You love all regardless, show them caring and kindness. Insults are sexy, have your way with them. It's on, Insult them back tenfold to the point of severe embarassment. Nobody insults you, punch them in the throat. Which would you prefer? A complicated life, that turns out just fine. A short, though extremely fun life. A life where you are in charge. A long, happy life. Which would you rather do on a sunny afternoon? Have sex on the beach. Lay in bed with the windows open. Think in the sun. Play sport outside, Which would you rather do on a rainy afternoon? Cuddle up with a blanket. Read a book and drink a coffee. Curse the season and wait for Summer. Have sex by a fire. Which is your favourite Season? Summer. Winter. Spring. Autumn. Which is your favourite type of music? Metal Folk Classical Pop How do you enjoy sex? Rough. Passionate. Interesting. Lovingly. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Women are weak. I repel them. Women are idiots. It's more fun just to fuck.