Which member of the Miller family are you?

Which member of the Miller family are you?

We're like the Kardashians of PDX... except not. Working-class, Irish-ish swag.

published on February 08, 201459 responses 0

You win a couple of concert tickets to go see your favorite artist. Who is it?

Flogging Molly or CAKE
Neil Young
LADY GAGA
Some sort of Beatles revival group
I hate music. It's too loud.
What's music? Is it a food?
No one. You continue to attempt to survive.

Vacation time!! Where do you want to go?

Massachusetts and Massachusetts alone.
Somewhere with a body of water to swim in
Somewhere you can take your dog
Somewhere with lots of trees and snow and wifi
Somewhere you've been before so you don't get too confused
I don't travel. I hate traveling.
Nowhere. You continue to attempt to survive.

Your hidden talent is...

Dashboard drumming
Speaking in a Russian accent
Cheating at Battleship
Healing the ill
Hiding in odd places
Inconspicuous vomiting
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive

Some jammin' rap music comes on the radio. What's your reaction?

Immediately change the station in disgust
Turn it up really loud and twerk
Comment condescendingly on the amount of bad language in the song
Shrug and keep listening. Rap's cool, yo.
Make a scathingly skeptical face and go back to sleep
Get confused by the siren noises in the background of the song
Nothing. Continue to attempt to survive.

You're shopping for a bathing suit. What do you pick?

Something athletic, colorful and speedy
A teeny tiny little bikini, size XS
A tankini from Land's End
Eh, I'll just wear some old shorts I bought in '77
Water makes me angry
MY BIRTHDAY SUIT
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive

You're picking out a pet at the pet store. What do you choose?

Some exotic bird/reptile/horse thing
A couple neon fish in a bag
The sweetest, fluffiest, wuffiest kitty cat
A Labrador puppy
I hate animals
Anything with a butt I can sniff!!!!
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

A weird plot twist happens in Sherlock. What do you do?

Pretend you knew it would happen
Squeal and spazz about the beauty of Cumberbatch
Make everyone shut up
Continue knitting
I already told you that I despise television
Eat an something that isn't food
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

What is your preferred superpower?

flight
mind reading
super strength
communication with animals
the ability to turn anything into food
mind control
nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

Benedict Cumberbatch appears on the TV screen. How do you react?

Get excited but not TOO excited.
Roll your eyes and say "Not Buckington Flabberpatch."
Remain indifferent
Scream at the top of your lungs and cry tears of joy and start planning your wedding to him in the back of your mind
Get confused if he makes a loud sound or rings a doorbell
Narrow your eyes with hostility and go back to sleep
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

Biggest pet peeve?

Life Jackets
Republicans
Teen idols
Inappropriate movies
Everyone
locked doors
nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

Time to sit down and read a book. What is it?

Harry Potter for the 678903458743th time
Howard Zinn
The Newspaper
A cute book with good morals and values
reading is for peasants
the label on a stolen item of food
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

Which Star Trek character do you identify most with?

Spock
Scotty
Uhura
Kirk cuz he's HOT
A tribble
the gorn
No one. You continue to attempt to survive.

You're drawing a picture of a cat. What does it look like?

A very detailed, realistic cat
a barely-recognizable stick cat with fangs
Benedict Cumberbatch
A cute little sketch of a kitty
Drawing is dumb. Let me sleep.
We'll never know. I ate the drawing.
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

Your biggest fear is...

Foreign food
Benedict Cumberbatch getting married
Loosing money/debt
heights
Fear is for inferior beings
the vacuum cleaner
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.

After a long day of hard work, it's TV time. What do you watch?

Mythbusters or Star Trek
Some trashy teen show like Pretty Little Liars or Gossip Girl
ESPN or some World War II show
Downton Abbey or Desperate Housewives
The TV bothers you; too much light and sound. You just want to sleep.
Commercials with food in them
Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.