If you were a cereal, what breakfast cereal would you be?

If you were a cereal, what breakfast cereal would you be?

Once you know what breakfast cereal you would be, share it with your friends and find out what type they are too!

published on January 24, 2014111 responses 5 4.7★ / 5

My sock went missing when I put in in the wash/dryer, where did it go?

My sock went missing when I put in in the wash/dryer, where did it go?
I know for a fact that washer/dryers usually eat socks.
I would be taking better care of my socks if I were you.
I wonder if socks have fiber, I might try eating one too.
IDC
There is a one-legged burglar running around

It's pretty unnerving to suddenly find myself constantly thinking about...

It's pretty unnerving to suddenly find myself constantly thinking about...
...if I pamper a cow, will I get spoiled milk?
...do the ABC's and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
...can fat people go skinny-dipping?
...why is my lunchmeat bigger than my bread?
...can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Sometimes I like to...

...cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug
...fill my bathtub up with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball
...eat a salad and pretend to be healthy
...fill my bathtub with skittles and pretend I am a giant in a ball-pit
...pretend I have friends

If my soul had a color, it would be

If my soul had a color, it would be
Razzmatazz
Daffodil
Malachite
Flavescent
Fuzzy Wuzzy

I like to drink

I like to drink
beer
water
all the time
liquor
smoothys