Am I going to jail? Arrested recently? Find out if you're likely going to jail? Take this quiz to find out! teacher555 published on April 30, 201151 responses 11 5.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order Do you have a record? Yes, and it's longer than the Bible. Only misdemeanors and dropped cases. Nope! We're you intoxicated at the time you were arrested? Only buzzed. Sober as the day I was born. I think I blacked out. We're you carrying a weapon when you were arrested? Yes, and a deadly one. No. Yeah, but it's only illegal in some states. Was your arresting officer nice? Yes, surprisingly so. For a cop. Are you kidding me!? Were you caught in the act? Unfortunately so. The've got nothing on me. That's debatable.