which Malcolm in the middle character are you most like? Malcolm in the middle was a comedy TV show that ran from 2000-2006. Find out which Malcolm in the middle character you are most like. To learn more about the show visit malcolminthemiddle.co.uk patrick.gaffey.92 published on April 27, 201313 responses 4 4.2★ / 5 Questions in vertical order describe yourself in as few words as possible smart, intelligent, popular, modest, me strong, muscular, great apple, orange, banana, cat, dog, mouse E=MC^2 what was your best Christmas present a microscope I've never got a good Christmas present boxing gloves. what's your favourite colour? I don't know uuuuh.... red I guess. Maybe blue. FLYING FISHIES!!!! have you ever been beaten (as in beaten up) ? once or twice. many times no, but I've beat lots of people do you like your life? can you ask me an easier question, please? it's OK I suppose no. I am bullied and tormented and no one even cares.