which Malcolm in the middle character are you most like? Malcolm in the middle was a comedy TV show that ran from 2000-2006. Find out which Malcolm in the middle character you are most like. To learn more about the show visit malcolminthemiddle.co.uk patrick.gaffey.92 published on April 27, 201314 responses 5 4.2★ / 5 Questions in vertical order what was your best Christmas present a microscope I've never got a good Christmas present boxing gloves. do you like your life? can you ask me an easier question, please? it's OK I suppose no. I am bullied and tormented and no one even cares. have you ever been beaten (as in beaten up) ? once or twice. many times no, but I've beat lots of people describe yourself in as few words as possible smart, intelligent, popular, modest, me strong, muscular, great apple, orange, banana, cat, dog, mouse E=MC^2 what's your favourite colour? I don't know uuuuh.... red I guess. Maybe blue. FLYING FISHIES!!!!