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@TinyGoat: Can I be frank with you guys?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
@Rouge_demon: Can I still be @Rouge_demon?
@Ry1_2_3: Shh, let Frank speak.
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TinyGoat
Thank you ✨️
on July 12, 2022
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@TinyGoat: What did you do with @Rouge_demon's body?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): What didn’t I do with the body?
@TinyGoat:
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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TinyGoat
Thank you
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat
dont worry bestiee
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TinyGoat
Good, bc if you did something sexual with my bf I wouldn't be happy
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@TinyGoat, texting @BABYXPSYCHO (me): @BABYXPSYCHO (me)! Help I’m being kidnapped
@Rouge_demon: Where are you?
@TinyGoat: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): I’ll call @Rouge_demon.
@Rouge_demon, answering their cell: Y’ello?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Where’s @TinyGoat? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. See More▼
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TinyGoat
True
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*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
@TinyGoat, joking: @BABYXPSYCHO (me)'s just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no f*cking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it See More▼
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@TinyGoat: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Okay, but in my defense, @Rouge_demon bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
@TinyGoat: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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TinyGoat
Yummy
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat
*le gasp*
YuMmMmMm
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TinyGoat
Oh hell
I drank
Handsanitizer
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat I drank glue once....
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TinyGoat
Yep-
WAIT YOU DRANK WHAT???!
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@TinyGoat: I told @BABYXPSYCHO (me) their ears flush when they lie.
@Rouge_demon: Why?
@TinyGoat: Look.
@TinyGoat: Hey @BABYXPSYCHO (me)! Do you love us?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me), covering their ears: No.
@Rouge_demon: See More▼
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TinyGoat
Yeeeee
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat love ya tooo/p
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TinyGoat
Love ya bestieee
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@TinyGoat: If you had to choose between @BABYXPSYCHO (me) and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
@Rouge_demon: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): @Rouge_demon!
@TinyGoat: 63 cents.
@Rouge_demon: I'll take the money.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): @ROUGE_DEMON!!!
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TinyGoat
Lmao I see it happening
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@TinyGoat: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Oh, I’m always running
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): The question is from what
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TinyGoat
?
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat
My shadow
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TinyGoat
Yeah, im still trying to figure that out...what is ya running from?
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@TinyGoat: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
@TinyGoat, desperately, as @BABYXPSYCHO (me) bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Oh! B positive.
@TinyGoat: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
@BABYXPSYCHO (me):
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TinyGoat
AHHHHHH
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat My death is on your hand, YoUr HaNdS
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TinyGoat
Shit noooo
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@TinyGoat: What’s up guys? I’m back.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
@TinyGoat: Death is a social construct.
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TinyGoat
Facts
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@TinyGoat: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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TinyGoat
Once again facts
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@Rouge_demon
Do you want me to do Incorrect Quotes w/ you in them?
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King, driving Ban and Elaine: So how was your day?
Ban: We almost got surprise adopted!
King: What?
Elaine: We almost got kidnapped.
King: Oh, okay.
King: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Rouge_demon
True
on July 05, 2022
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@BABYXPSYCHO (me), in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Joffrey: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Joffrey: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY See More▼
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@BABYXPSYCHO (me): *Accidentally hits Joffrey in the face*
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m f*cking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?!
Joffrey: What’s wrong with you?!
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@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Joffrey, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Joffrey: Well of course I have.
Joffrey: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Joffrey: It's boring.
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@BABYXPSYCHO (me): If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Joffrey: I beg to differ
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): Then Beg
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@BABYXPSYCHO (me): *Gets down on one knee*
Joffrey: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
@BABYXPSYCHO (me): *Falls over*
Joffrey: The poison is kicking in.
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King: I think Merlin was right.
Ban: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Meliodas: They wouldn't do that.
Merlin: You're right, Meliodas. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Merlin: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Merlin Told You So' on the back*
(seven deadly sins, its an anime)
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Ban: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Hawk:
Hawk: Ban, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Ban: *Sips coffee from bowl*
(seven deadly sins characters, the show is amazing you should watch it)
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on June 20, 2022
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