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Spooky(Oscar): Someone will die.
Cesar: Of fun!
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Spooky(Oscar): Cesar... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Cesar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
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Spooky(Oscar): I wrote sanitize, Cesar.
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Spooky(Oscar): Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Cesar: Twelve, actually.
Spooky(Oscar): Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Cesar: Yours!
Spooky(Oscar): That's right: no one's.
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Spooky(Oscar): Cesar...
Cesar: Oh no, 'Cesar' in b-flat.
Cesar: You're disappointed.
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@HappyKitKat, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO).
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO): How did you do that without turning around?
@HappyKitKat: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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@HappyKitKat, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO), pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
(facts, I have platform heels)
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*@HappyKitKat and Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO) are doing something absurdly dangerous*
@HappyKitKat: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO), deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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@HappyKitKat: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO): @HappyKitKat, that's a coma.
@HappyKitKat: Sounds festive.
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BABYXPSYCHO
@HappyKitKat aaaaah yesssss, eternal sleep
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@HappyKitKat: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO), drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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BABYXPSYCHO
@HappyKitKat Yuhhhh
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My Brother: *Accidentally hits Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO) in the face*
My Brother: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m f*cking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
My Brother: ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?!
Zero (me @BABYXPSYCHO): What’s wrong with you?!
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Draco : You're right.
Harry: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
This seems like something they would say lmao
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Enzonite yes he would lmao
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@HappyKitKat : Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO) and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
@TinyGoat: *Sighing* What did Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO) do?
@HappyKitKat : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): Who wants a steering wheel?
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TinyGoat
Lmfao
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@HappyKitKat : Why are you on the floor?
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): I'm depressed.
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): Also I was stabbed, can you get @TinyGoat, please.
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TinyGoat
True
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@HappyKitKat : HELP! I TOLD @TINYGOAT I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO), pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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TinyGoat
*sigh*
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@HappyKitKat : Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): @HappyKitKat no.
@TinyGoat: Mistlefoe.
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): Please stop encouraging them.
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TinyGoat
Mistlefoe!!!
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@HappyKitKat : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO)?
Zero (@BABYXPSYCHO): … No.
@TinyGoat: I do!
@HappyKitKat : I know, @TinyGoat.
@TinyGoat: I’m sad!
@HappyKitKat : I know, @TinyGoat.
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TinyGoat
Ouch-
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Zero/Grimm: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
@HappyKitKat: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
@TinyGoat: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
@somethinggay: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake See More
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McFaggot
No :(
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TinyGoat
Hahah-
My line is true
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Zero (me): *Gently taps table*
@HappyKitKat: *Taps back*
@TinyGoat: What are they doing?
@somethinggay: Morse code.
Zero (me): *Aggressively taps table*
@HappyKitKat: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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McFaggot
HAHAHAHAHAH
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TinyGoat
Omfg-
It's probably true
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Zero (me): Why are your tongues purple?
@TinyGoat: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
@somethinggay: I had a red one.
Zero (me): oh
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TinyGoat
Lmfao
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BABYXPSYCHO
@TinyGoat uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh n-nothing ;)
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TinyGoat
What did you think it was? ? @BABYXPSYCHO
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McFaggot
Yuh :D
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TinyGoat
Yes-
Yes we did
We mixed them together-
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Zero (me), setting down a card: Ace of spades
@HappyKitKat, pulling out an Uno card: +4
@TinyGoat, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
@somethinggay, trembling: What are we playing
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TinyGoat
It's true tho-
I play Pokémon-
With the cards-
But I also play cards-
And poker- See More
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