help brea get laid
jk jk. help me try to decode this guy’s confusing signals because im lonely and he’s cute and i don’t know if he likes me
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things he does that are weird and disturbing that i don’t know HOW THE FUCKK TO INTERPRET BECAUSE ITS NOT NORMAL MALE BEHAVIOR
-tells me very personal things about him. one time, he went on a full on rant about how “sometimes when it’s cold enough both of his balls shrink but sometimes it’s only one of them”
-a big thing that throws me for a loop is his casual and gross obsession with his own bodily functions. he’s very OPEN about these things, to the point where i don’t even See More▼ know how to respond. literally just last night he casually sent me a video of himself peeing. it would be different if this was a one time thing, but the amount of videos I’ve gotten from him that involve shitting, burping, farting, etc, is super confusing.
-tells me very personal things about him. one time, he went on a full on rant about how “sometimes when it’s cold enough both of his balls shrink but sometimes it’s only one of them”
-a big thing that throws me for a loop is his casual and gross obsession with his own bodily functions. he’s very OPEN about these things, to the point where i don’t even See More▼ know how to respond. literally just last night he casually sent me a video of himself peeing. it would be different if this was a one time thing, but the amount of videos I’ve gotten from him that involve shitting, burping, farting, etc, is super confusing.
on December 28, 2019
what’s throwing me off:
-he’s a super dry texter. he doesn’t act like it in person, but over text it’s like he doesn’t want to talk to me.
-sometimes he seems to choose his guy friends over me (but not all the time?? and his guy friends know me which leads me to believe my name has been brought up in their conversations??? idk)
-he’s a super dry texter. he doesn’t act like it in person, but over text it’s like he doesn’t want to talk to me.
-sometimes he seems to choose his guy friends over me (but not all the time?? and his guy friends know me which leads me to believe my name has been brought up in their conversations??? idk)
on December 28, 2019
what i think are signs:
-he offers me rides home sometimes
-always brings up his relationship status to me
-he bought me a bunch of great stuff for christmas
-he compliments me a lot
-ive noticed he tends to lean into me a lot?? usually when we sit next to each other our shoulders touch, and i actually don’t know if it’s him or me but still
-once i high went in for a high five and he grabbed my hand See More▼
-i was at the zoo with another male friend and he started acting super defensive, grabbed me and pulled me to the side, asked who it was and if we were a thing, kept glaring at him, and seemed to be trying to draw my attention towards him??? idk he kept loudly telling inappropriate jokes
-he offers me rides home sometimes
-always brings up his relationship status to me
-he bought me a bunch of great stuff for christmas
-he compliments me a lot
-ive noticed he tends to lean into me a lot?? usually when we sit next to each other our shoulders touch, and i actually don’t know if it’s him or me but still
-once i high went in for a high five and he grabbed my hand See More▼
-i was at the zoo with another male friend and he started acting super defensive, grabbed me and pulled me to the side, asked who it was and if we were a thing, kept glaring at him, and seemed to be trying to draw my attention towards him??? idk he kept loudly telling inappropriate jokes
on December 28, 2019
update: we think he’s into it nehemiah shit