kurtcobainsshitfetish - Page 3
im brea and if im on this account, im surely locked out of my main
yes that pun was intentional.
no im not sorry. See More▼
im a dumbass band/show choir kid and i make cursed edits of benedict cumberbatch
i was cabbage
yes that pun was intentional.
no im not sorry. See More▼
im a dumbass band/show choir kid and i make cursed edits of benedict cumberbatch
i was cabbage
I’m sorry if I’m coming off as excessively negative, I usually don’t like talking about my family situation but sometimes you just gotta
on May 08, 2019
Literally he makes my life so fücking terrible and then he has the nerve to say my life would be hell without him in it
Haha no thanks, I think it’d be kinda nice to not be constantly hounded about everything I do and not have to worry constantly about the next big fight that’s about to happen.
Haha no thanks, I think it’d be kinda nice to not be constantly hounded about everything I do and not have to worry constantly about the next big fight that’s about to happen.
on May 08, 2019
literally stopdid talking to me i can’t fu cking stand you GO AWAY
on May 08, 2019
Never actually explained oops
So Nia went to the bathroom during practice and when he got back we were playing PIG! Basically it’s just like with basketball, but we throw a certain trick and if the next person does it wrong they get a letter, when they spell ‘PIG’ they’re out.
So we’re playing, I throw some weird flat series, Nia drops. He announces “Dang it. I got a P.” I knew what he was saying but I decided to make a joke and I was like “Damn it Nee you literally did that See More▼ five minutes ago” and then as if that wasn’t bad enough, Zay just announced “I think somebody needs a prostate exam”.
The instructor heard him and gave all three of us three laps for Isaiah’s joke and the fact that we were goofing off during practice.
So Nia went to the bathroom during practice and when he got back we were playing PIG! Basically it’s just like with basketball, but we throw a certain trick and if the next person does it wrong they get a letter, when they spell ‘PIG’ they’re out.
So we’re playing, I throw some weird flat series, Nia drops. He announces “Dang it. I got a P.” I knew what he was saying but I decided to make a joke and I was like “Damn it Nee you literally did that See More▼ five minutes ago” and then as if that wasn’t bad enough, Zay just announced “I think somebody needs a prostate exam”.
The instructor heard him and gave all three of us three laps for Isaiah’s joke and the fact that we were goofing off during practice.
If we don't have much time we play cow but other than that either spider Man captain marvel or horse is what we play
on May 08, 2019
on May 08, 2019
I can’t post on Nias wall to tease him about the prostate exam
on May 08, 2019
on May 08, 2019
I know a Noa, a Noah, and a Nia
Two of them are related and good people
One’s just a pest.
Two of them are related and good people
One’s just a pest.
on May 08, 2019
Really makes me mad that Noa called me “God’s Mistake”
Would Gods Mistake y’all to Him every night?
Would God’s Mistake go to Church every Sunday to worship our Lord?
Would God’s Mistake dedicate her life to the Holy Spirit?
Nah.
God has a plan for me. He created me for a purpose and it’s absolutely wrong for you to say that he created me as a “mistake.”
Would Gods Mistake y’all to Him every night?
Would God’s Mistake go to Church every Sunday to worship our Lord?
Would God’s Mistake dedicate her life to the Holy Spirit?
Nah.
God has a plan for me. He created me for a purpose and it’s absolutely wrong for you to say that he created me as a “mistake.”
on May 08, 2019
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nothing majorly whorey but ive made out with nia a good few times and we’ve fooled around a lil but surprisingly im not a huge whore
we were considering going to prom for the whole purpose of doing the dirty in his car but we couldnt afford prom tickets so we didn’t
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nothing majorly whorey but ive made out with nia a good few times and we’ve fooled around a lil but surprisingly im not a huge whore
we were considering going to prom for the whole purpose of doing the dirty in his car but we couldnt afford prom tickets so we didn’t
also 90% of my selfies are admittedly slutty and i stick everything down my throat
on May 08, 2019
on May 08, 2019
THIS is not a drum major, this is a slut with a baton ?????♀️
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on May 08, 2019
disclaimer: none of my batons actually went inside of nia. i love them too much for that.
on May 08, 2019
me, as cabbage: pants
y’all: OMG SO FUNNY LITERAL GOD ?????
me: shoved my baton up my boyfriend’s ASS
y’all:
y’all: OMG SO FUNNY LITERAL GOD ?????
me: shoved my baton up my boyfriend’s ASS
y’all:
on May 08, 2019
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pants appreciation page. / allowed words: pants (in all of its forms (ex: p4nt5))
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by wolfman
on May 08, 2019
ahem nobody laughed, i can hear the virtual crickets
WE ARE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WITH LONG METAL STICKS, A PROSTATE EXAM WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
WE ARE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WITH LONG METAL STICKS, A PROSTATE EXAM WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
on May 08, 2019
the whole giving nia a prostate exam thing sounds very cryptic without context so lemme explain
we’re high school students with long metal sticks, it was bound to happen
we’re high school students with long metal sticks, it was bound to happen
on May 08, 2019
on May 07, 2019