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The moon landing is physically impossible to achieve given the supposed time constraints. Apparently Apollo 11 took 8 days and 3 hours to get to the moon. That’s 195 hours. The moon is 238,900 miles away from earth. So imagine the speed they needed to achieve to get to the moon in the first place. When I drive to San Diego from Las Vegas, it takes me about 5 hours. In those 5 hours I travel a total of 332 miles. That averages out to about 66.4 mph. But if I were to take a standard See More▼
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on September 02, 2019
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I’m happy I have Nias password so i can use is account sometimes
Gonna look through his personal information now brb
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Bames
I felt this.
on September 02, 2019
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fullynakedphotoofeltonjohn
Gonna see like
What he has for his college and about me shit, not actually read his pms
on September 02, 2019
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on September 02, 2019
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on September 02, 2019
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tbh i dont genuinely think the bird thing is super funny and i only do it to piss people off ??‍♀️
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mamma.mia
I think its kinda funny I just didnt want to start drama by just putting south park ??
on September 02, 2019
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on September 02, 2019
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gonna find some more copypastas
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on September 02, 2019
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i really don’t feel like arguing today. im worried sick about my boyfriend.
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fullynakedphotoofeltonjohn
on September 03, 2019
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your.cool.grandma
Hng,, I hope everything turns out okay
on September 03, 2019
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fullynakedphotoofeltonjohn
@your.cool.grandma
update:
his sister confirmed that it’s nia, and the doctors don’t know what’s wrong with him. something happened last night and he’s been in the hospital ever since.
she says he’s okay but he’s not responding to my texts and they’re keeping him overnight again to run some more tests.
on September 03, 2019
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your.cool.grandma
Oh gosh,, I hope he’s okay : (
on September 02, 2019
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@your.cool.grandma
his sister said that her brother is in the hospital. she has three brothers though, and didn’t say who. however nia isn’t responding to my texts and he’s always getting sick so im assuming it’s him
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on September 02, 2019
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i literally got the bird thing from Grayson, who sent it to the group chat and entertained the seven of us.
@shoequeer
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on September 02, 2019
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me: gets suspended for spam
me: makes new account
me: All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.
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on September 02, 2019
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nia and his sister aren’t answering me
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on September 02, 2019
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i gave nia a cute nickname where’s mine
please don’t let it be something dumb
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on September 02, 2019
hi my boyfriend hasn’t answered me all day and i wasn’t really worried but his sister just said that her brother’s in the hospital and she has three brothers and im obviously only dating one of them and i know he’s been hella sick for the past few days but i didn’t think it was like this???
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on September 02, 2019
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on September 02, 2019
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my worst phase was probably the zelda phase tbh. send explanatory.
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on September 02, 2019
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your.cool.grandma
s,,Snow,,,
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on September 02, 2019
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Drawings of qfeasters
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I wanna draw you guys so if you want let me know give me a pic annnd tell me my style or real
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on September 02, 2019
I got to dance at youth and I’m hella happy tbh
I miss show choir
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on September 02, 2019
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announcement: shoequeer is all birds that work for the bourgeoisie.
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on September 02, 2019
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okay but why did i get banned for like EIGHT DAYS??
the only thing i could think im in trouble for is spam (i didn’t get the notification saying they’re gonna ban me)
plot twist: Qfeast is birds and they don’t want people to know they work for the bourgeoisie
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on September 02, 2019
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Like
I’m not sure it’s a concussion or just sore
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It’s not severe and I didn’t get nauseous until I thought about it
There’s a lot of pressure in my nose (probably because my glasses literally got smashed into my face lmao)
But only my face hurts now.
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on September 02, 2019
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Church party is fun so far
played truth or dare.
It started out not too bad.
But somehow the conversation ended up being about dicks and I’m going to hell
Isaac’s pretty big tho
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on September 02, 2019
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It would have been different had it been a softer ball and from a longer distance
But like this person threw me a hard rubber ball from like two feet away, full force, towards my face, and he knew damn well what he was doing.
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on September 02, 2019
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