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im bisexual
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update: woke my parents up, there’s no fire, something melted in the dishwasher
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about 4 hours ago
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it’s 4 am and deadass something in my house smells like burnt plastic and apparently that’s a fire hazard but my parents are asleep and i can’t wake them up lmao.
im 99% positive it’s the dishwasher bc that’s where the smell seems to be coming from
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about 4 hours ago
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went to get water and the dishwasher smells nasty so i lit incense in my room to cover the smell, then forgot I’d lit incense and lost my SHIT because i thought there was a fire
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about 5 hours ago
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about 6 hours ago
i take credit for the satire bf pages
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about 10 hours ago
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Meet Alex my ex
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I still have feelings for my ex and we talked and he said he was sorry for being a psycho and cheating so... yea
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Meet My Boyfriend
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Everyone else is doing it so I guess i will too. so here, meet my lovely man Noctis uwu
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about 10 hours ago
my mom made white people mac n cheese
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about 10 hours ago
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come meat my epic fnanf boyfirend freddy fazpear
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everytime we make parody pages of something i can't help but join in anyways, here's wond
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about 10 hours ago
JANE FR MADE A CHARACTER NAMED JUSTIN TO BE MASONS BROTHER WHEN SAM AND I HAVE A COUPLE WITH THOSE NAMES HYE
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meet my bf frank
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shut up he isn’t married to susan anymore he’s married to me and we have groundbreaking sex ok
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about 11 hours ago
hey brea
frank: *spills coffee on u* CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
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eltonite
OWW FRANK IT BURNS *licks up coffee*
david: hey
about 11 hours ago
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istg Jane has to be satire at this point
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about 11 hours ago
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i promise all of the stuff im currently posting is satire
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about 11 hours ago
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this is so funny bye
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about 11 hours ago
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😟
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whorrific
david? 🙂
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y’all r bringing back memories of when i “”dated”” link lmao
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eltonite
@whorrific LMDODOO I MADE A SATIRE OAGE BASED ON THAT AND JANES ONE
about 11 hours ago
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whorrific
PLEASE WHY ARE THERE LINK PICS
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eltonite
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whorrific
wait what’s happening
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is there r34 of david bowie can i ruin this for myself
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eltonite
there is r34 of david bowie
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i haven’t draw in forever and my anatomy skills are probably shit but i might have to cave and draw some shit lmao
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whorrific
draw now
about 11 hours ago
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nothing pissed me off more than people who are always like “why do you always have to be so much better than me?”
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we’re all good at different things. im good at music. I play guitar, saxophone, sing, and started teaching myself piano. im just naturally good at these things. idk why im better at it just ler me be happy
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eltonite
@southparkestellaismywife420 im great, just thinking about this chick i cut off who did that lmaoooo
about 12 hours ago
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